Topic: Crazy holiday stories

[EasyCure]

NWR is fortunate to have some very interesting forum users that have great stories to tell and are nice enough to share them with us.

Here is my story of how i spent my christmas. Feel free to tell us yours (if its somewhat crazy).

It actually didn't start off crazy. Work was super slow so i was stoked to leave and clean up my apt. knowing i'd have a few people over. I headed over to my aunts house with my gf and my brother and had a few drinks, but not alot because after dinner my gf, brother, and cousin were going back to my house for the heavy drinking.

It didnt turn out the way I planned. My brother, aunt, and cousin all got pretty drunk there. They were drinking wine, rum and corona's. My brother convinced my aunt to get up on the coffee table and start dancing which looked hilarious becuase i've never seen my aunt get drunk like that. We were there just about a half hour past midnight so we could watch the kids open their presents, then it was back to my house. Good thing too because i was tired of being sober and i couldnt stand the Ecuadorian music any longer.

I didnt drive striaght home, I made a pit-stop to pick up a friend who took forever to come outside so while we waited my brother started to drunk dial more friends to see if they'd come out. He woke up one of our friends Dad's and started asking him "what you wearin? silk panties!?" and throwing the "n-word" around like the word "and" which not only wasn't cool* in general but it was worse that we were in a predominately black neighborhood and he had his window down since he was having a cig.

*note: use of the n-word was in the "loving way" like "my n***a" but as i said before, my opinion on it is that its just not cool to use it period. i just didnt want it to seem like he was using it as a slur.

aaanyway, we finally get to my house and the first thing i do is grab all my liqour and start mixing drinks for everyone. then i opened my gf's gifts and she opened hers. got some awesome stuff, she's the best. then we danced! drank and drank trying to catch up to my brother and cousin but it was no use. they were too far ahead of us. my brother had his shirt off within 5 minutes of getting up and starting whipping is shirt above his head almost taking the ceiling fan out. My cousin on the other hand knew his limit and stopped drinking and spent most of the night on the phone with some chick, booooo.

eventually we stopped dancing and just started throwing eachother around. i think it was my brother who started it,  i just remember each on eof us picking the other up and tossing eachother around. there're pictures to prove it.

A little later i had put my cousin in my room so he can have some privacy on the phone (my brother kept shouting obsenities earlier) with the girl he was talking to and let him be emo. his long time gf (of 7 years) and him split up recently and he missed her as well as his 1yo son (who was with her at the time). i came back and checked on him later and he kept talking about Mario kart. i was too lazy to hook up my n64 so i downloaded it and let him play, then when i checked back later i beat him in a quick race.

not long after i drunk-dialed Unclebob because he had sent me a text earlier saying "merry christmas" my brother finds me to ask where our cousin went. he disappeared. i had literraly just came from the room where i saw him and now he was gone. we go outside worried he stumbled off drunk and never found him. more on that late. like any good person would do.. we kept on dancin lol. This is when things started going downhill..

next thing ya know my gf's feeling sick so i have to hold her hair while she pukes, my aunt is calling me worried because my brother drunk dialed her to say that her son went missing, my other cousin who was quiet all night taking pictures starts tumbling all over the place cuz he's a lightweight, all the while the friend we invited is just dancin alone.
I have to walk my younger cousin home becuase he's really small for someone his age and our neigborhood is pretty tough. i come back and my gf is still puking and my brother is just sitting next to her in the bathroom talking to some girl he met on a cruise he went to on the phone. he then gives me the phone so i can talk to her while im finding advil for my girl.

we go to bed and my brother is still drinking and dancing by himself even though everyones gone. next day i hear from my cousin and he explains that he must of walked home no money was missing from his wallet (so he didnt take a cab) and some girl he drunk dialed who invited him over for a booty call had left him several "where are you, why didnt you come over last night messages". he thinks he left to go see her, forgot about it and just walked home, but he's not positive becuase all he remembers is playing mario kart, then all of a sudden being home.

the end. Now tell us your story!

[Caliban]

Good lord!

[ShyGuy]

To reference the funhouse thread, EasyCure is a drunkard

[GoldenPhoenix]

I heard Kairon played a Nintendo game that was better than a 3rd party game on Christmas. (Ok maybe not).

[Strell]

Not nearly as crazy, but here's a story that involved a lot of unlikelihood, luck, and determination on the part of my gf to get me the best present ever.

There's a site called explodingdog.com, run by a guy named Sam Brown. He draws this really simple but beautiful art for it. The way the site works is that someone will e-mail him a sentence, and he draws the first thing that comes to mind. Sometimes its really dark, sometimes it light hearted, sometimes its silly, etc.

I discovered the site either in 2003 or 2004, and fell in love with it immediately.

Occasionally, he sells prints of various pieces. Last year, gf got me one of the ones that I really like, and I was ecstatic over it. This year, she did herself one much better.  Here's the one she got me last year, called  I Am Building A World For You.  I absolutely love it, and by no means is my love for it diminished, but it certainly has competition given this year's gift.

See, there was a print called "Come Back This Way" that I've always really wanted ever since finding the site. In fact, it was the thing I wanted first and the most. But it either sold out before I found the site, or before I had to chance to buy it. It was a limited print, so there was no way to get it. (Oddly enough, I have this listed in my trade list at CAG.)  You can check the link - I had to use the Internet Wayback Machine to find the picture, as it's not listed on the site anymore, and Google Image Searches won't find it either.

GF somehow found their phone number and called them up, and told them "I will be the best girlfriend ever if I find something for my boyfriend." So she explains everything to the receptionist, who tells her that she isn't sure (as she wasn't working there when this print was made so many years ago), but she's willing to look around in their offices/warehouse.  Both she and my gf don't even know what it looks like - they are going on title alone.  And since the title is kind of cryptic, both of them realize just how little of a chance this has of happening, to say nothing of it being a good 4 years old, and thus most likely not even available.

A week passes and she calls my gf back and tells her - remarkably - that she has found two copies, but that she isn't sure if she can sell them or not. She says she has to ask the artist - Sam Brown - if he'll ok the sale. So gf asks the girl to tell her the same story (best gf ever, for my, etc).

Sam says yes - that he'll sell one of them since he wants to keep the other for his own office/posterity.

So yeah. GF was able to score a print of a picture I've been in love with for years, that has been out of print since 2003, and that - for no damn good reason - she shouldn't have been to get at all. She got the last one ever made, or will ever be made.

So yeah. You can imagine how much I enjoy that.  

[Ceric]

Thats Awesome Strell.  Thats Crazy EasyCure.  My Christmas was interesting but in that boring stressful type of way.  No good story to tell.

[EasyCure]

well tell us a crazy story from another holiday, doesnt have to be xmas. if you dont have any then you better make New Years one HELL of a night!

[vudu]

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Originally posted by: EasyCure
Here is my story of how i spent my christmas.

Words cannot express how disappointed I am that your story doesn't include one iota of vampire sex.  

[EasyCure]

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Originally posted by: vudu

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Originally posted by: EasyCure
Here is my story of how i spent my christmas.

Words cannot express how disappointed I am that your story doesn't include one iota of vampire sex.  

i was hoping thats how the night would of ended but as i said in that long post of mine, my gf got sick and threw up.. alot. she was in no mood.

different story last night though

/bowchika-whao-wo

[EasyCure]

So how was everyones new year celebration? good i hope.

my story wasnt as crazy as i thought it would be. i didnt have too many people over, in fact just a friend and his gf showed up. we had a few drinks and played some Donkey Konga which was awesome. then we got really smashed and played some Wii Boxing and even some Excite Truck.

Things didnt start getting crazy until we decided it was time to put on some music and really party. i was too lazy to find some good mix cd's so my friend Jay insist we connect his ipod to the stereo but his ipod was in the car. we go to get it only for him to realize it was in his coat pocket all along. idiot.

we come back and our gf's are wearing bandanas on their heads and calling eachother "crazy sexy bitchez" and were playing some more Wii boxing and  falling over eachother. Jay and i werent about to get out-partied by them so we downed a  few shots, put on some music and busted out our instruments. Jay on bongos (not the DK ones lol) and me on guitar and we were gonna try to jam while they rocked out. they thought we were ignoring them though so what do girls always do when their drunk and want attention? thats right.. they make out.

Ill be honest, it upset me to see my gf that wasted. it wasnt the first time and i wasnt that mad at her the last time either. After my last relationship.. eh i wont get into it, but i handle these things better now so i didnt get mad at seeing that. Jay on the other hand.. first he hells "stop it" cuz he's the jealous type. We go back to playing more music. they keep at it. He tries to pretend its not bothering him by beating on the bongos like a maniac, then when he turns and see's they're still doing it he yells one more time and throws the damn bongos at his gf (slides across the floor but still hits her in the shins) then he just walks out of my apt. she chases after.

i'm thinking to myself "shite! now i gotta deal with their drama" my gf comes over and starts apologising, then immidiately runs to the sink to throw up. i'm sitting on the couch, just annoyed at how the night was turning out. i wasnt even drunk anymore so that sucked too. I heard the door slam and someone rush into the bathroom. i assume its Vanessa, Jays gf, sobbing in there but about an hour later i found out they were both in there and the sobbing i thought i heard was really her puking her guts out too.

next thing i know jay tells me he's calling paramedics and needs to know my address. Ugh..

they show up and im freaking out thinking somethings wrong with her but there isnt. she was just drunk and having a panic attack. the paramedics agreed. she kept saying "you're not gonna do anything??" and they kept replying "listen, theres nothing we can do. If we take you to a hospital t hey'll just give you a bed to sleep in and charge you hundreds of dollars. Or you can do that here for free." She refuses to sign anything for them or give them her social security number, and jay wasnt cooperating either becuase he was following her lead, so the paramedics got fed up and said "ok, we'll take you to the hospital"

those guys had bad attitudes...i was on their side though, i understood that there was nothing seriously wrong with her.. but just the way they represented themselves was NOT proffesional. they were cracking jokes amongst them selves and just being very disrespectful.

anyway, they carry her out and im left to deal with my vomitting gf. not much to say here, i just kinda left her in the bathroom and checked in on her every few minutes to make sure she didnt pass out. once she started to dry heave i kept telling her either she tries to go to sleep or eat/drink something so that atleast something comes out of her instead of having those painful dry-heaves.

we go to bed around 4, wake up around noon and she offers to help me clean up,starting with the dishes. normally i would of said no and done them myself but.. she threw the chinese food we had the day before and it sorta clogged everything up... so yeah, i let her do it lol.

[bustin98]

Hot damn if I was in a room of two chics making out no way would I be strumming a guitar, though I'd still be strumming. Ok, that's overly simplified, but I can imagine alot. Your friend needs to chill fo sure.

Being married with kids my days of weird stories are more or less over.

[EasyCure]

my friend gets SUPER jealous. seeing him react the way he did was really scary for me because i knew that like me, he wasnt drunk. we were barely even buzzed when it happened so the anger didnt come from the alcohol.

like i said it bugs me but im not mad about it, i just try not to think about it. the first time she made out with another girl in front of me was at this awesome 80s bar/club in the Village. i went to the bar to get us some drinks and when i come back theres some girl all over her. i cut in and say "hey hey hey thats MY girl, if you wanna kiss her you gotta kiss me too" and i got in on the action. Thats why i wasnt too upset about it then, even though i still dont like seeing my girl kiss anyone that isnt me (even if it is a smokin hot chick).

This second time though was different because this was my best friends gf. what was i gonna do make out with her and get into a fight with him? make out with him to make them jealous!??!? no thanks

[Crimm]

seven words:

Broken nose
Electric shock
Food poison
Flu

Thankfully, only one happened to me.

[Plugabugz]

I almost got electrocuted by testing a monitor a week or two ago. Luckily my brother so was so concerned with my well being he only asked if the monitor is ok

[EasyCure]

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Originally posted by: Crimm
seven words:

Broken nose
Electric shock
Food poison
Flu

Thankfully, only one happened to me.

which was it?

[DAaaMan64]

The one he forgot.

Celibacy  

[Crimm]

Flu