WARNING: ALL THIS WAS MADE TODAY DURING MY HYSTERIA (cold). THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I'M HOMESICK. I MAKE STUPID SH!T!Sample Clip 2:19 (through the website it plays a little slowed down, but if you download it it plays right; either way it still sounds cool)
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Yoyoyoyoyo, yoyoyo, check it
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack)
You ain't cooool enough,
You AIN'T cooool enough,
I once had buddy named chip, (*bass comes in*)
who use to f*ck a different girl every single day, (word?)
trust me he's the master at get - in' play,
what-i'm-trying-to-say he's no muthaf*ckin geek,
*pause*
slaying a different girl everyday of the week,
*pause*
*pause*
I remember him telling me he once f*cked a dyke (no way)
Now he smokes crack everyday thursday night
And you know why?
*pause*
Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough. (echoing)
I once had buddy named pip,
he'd visit a different country every single month, (word?)
taking with him -- a phat ass blunt, (that's whatsup)
trust me -- he's-no-muthaf*ckin-trooooll
He's-the-only-one-I-know-that's-quadrilingual,
*pause*
(beat drops)
I remember him telling me he chilled with gorillas in the mist, (no sh!t!)
*pause*
Now he smokes crack on Mount Everest
And you know why?
*pause*
Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough. (echoing)
(beat picks up)
I once had buddy named poo,
who'd make at least a billion dollars every single year, (word?)
she doesn't do sh!t anymore except drink a lot beer,
let me it make clear,
she's no f*ckin goof,
*pause*
*pause*
She has a different pool on every floor, including the roof,
*pause*
*pause*
I remember her telling me she had Donald Trump,
licking her cooter while she took a dump,
Now shes smokes crack cause she's f*cking no chump,
And you know why?
*pause*
Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough.
(talking in the background "hell ya she's cool enough"
"sh!t, I'm gonna smoke some crack right now."
"Hell ya, spark it up."
"this is the coolest sh!t I've ever did"
*pause*
*pause*
"Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke"
"Take-to-da-head take-to-da-head take-to-da-head take-to-da-head"
*END OF SAMPLE CLIP*
"Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke")
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack)
You ain't cooool enough,
You AIN'T cooool enough,
(in the background during the rest of the chorus
"Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke")
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine)
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack)
You ain't cooool enough,
You AIN'T cooool enough,
The second verse has yet to be written. If you guys would like to add something, be my guest
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