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Offline Ceric

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Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« on: March 26, 2007, 07:46:52 AM »
I was looking at the ramen Wiki because of the ramen thread in general chat and I saw a funny vending machine in it.  That got me thinking.  Ty is in Japan I bet he sees tons of funny vending machines.

I was hoping maybe to see a little chronicle of these Vending machine sightings, the weirder the better.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 08:42:00 AM »
I hear they have vending machines that vend women's underwear.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2007, 09:02:57 AM »
...and beer, and videogames, and hot FOOD...
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 03:20:35 PM »
What about a fantabulous vending machine that would sell hot women.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 05:52:50 PM »
I wonder if there's a vending machine that sells smaller vending machines. Then when you open those up a kawaii camel punches you in the face!
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 06:43:34 PM »
It's a cat god actually, he offers you bewerages at body temperature.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 10:33:35 PM »
Truly the greatest God of them all.
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 02:30:36 AM »
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What about a fantabulous vending machine that would sell hot women.


That would be expensive, since they'd have to import them.  Uh-oh.
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 06:06:59 AM »
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What about a fantabulous vending machine that would sell hot women.


That would be expensive, since they'd have to import them.  Uh-oh.


According to one of the Upper Government officials in Japan.  Women are just baby machines so I guess that is kinda right and vendable...

There was an uproar about that.  I doubt he has his job now.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 09:08:30 AM »
Knowing Japan, he got promoted.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 07:54:17 PM »
In Japan, they "promote" people that failed them for the last time, usually to some dead-end job where they can't do any damage.

You know, like what they did with Ken Kutaragi.
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 10:13:30 AM »
or Gumpei Yokoi, if they hadnt had done that to him he wouldnt have been out be building wonderswan. I think i rememember reading an interview with some Nintendo exec saying they really regret how they treated Yokoi, and if they hadnt done what they did he probably wouldnt have had that accident.
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 11:02:52 AM »
It's kind of a misconception that there are vending machines full of weird stuff. There aren't, at least not out in the open. I like to get Calorie Mates though, and quote MGS3 as much as possible while I gobble them down.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2007, 12:25:57 PM »
But I hear that Squaresoft has a drink there.

(Also I wouldn't mind if it had normal things in it.  Just as long as it's interesting looking.)
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2007, 02:03:59 PM »
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You know, like what they did with Gumpei Yokoi.


Fix'd...sadly.
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 02:59:02 PM »
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But I hear that Squaresoft has a drink there.

(Also I wouldn't mind if it had normal things in it.  Just as long as it's interesting looking.)


Oh yeah, I only think I saw it like once, though, in a nerd specialty shop.
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 06:10:38 PM »
Nerd specialty shop? I bet it was framed by hugging pillows of videogame characters and what the japanese consider PC games.
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RE:Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2007, 01:46:49 AM »
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Oh yeah, I only think I saw it like once, though, in a nerd specialty shop.

More like you saw it everyday then, am I right?
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RE: Ty Request: Pics of Funny Japanese Vending Machines you find.
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2007, 03:05:34 AM »
He doesn't have time for that, he has to always be aware that there are no "No Groping" signs so that he doesn't get caught in the act and then he has to go to prison and then for a while he is nowhere to be seen, the forums erupt and destroys itself THE END.
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