Topic: Corn Flakes

[UncleBob]

This a Poll, but it can't be deleted because polls are cool in the funhouse!

Anywhoo, would this advertising slogan make you more or less likely to purchase Corn Flakes from BrandX vs. the competition?

"Brand X Corn Flakes do not contain shards of glass, rat droppings or AIDS laced corn flakes like the corn flakes of our competitors may or may not have."

[ShyGuy]

If I say yes, will you change your avatar?

[segagamer12]

I cant beleive I didnt even notice UB had an avatar after all the fuss of making an avatar contest and renting his space for ever. I tried to PM him about getting that space but he never Pmed back, too bad.

oh and I hate CF so nothing will convince me to buy them.

[Crimm]

Wait?  There's a brand that has the glass in it already?   That would save at least 4 minutes from my standard rituals.

[couchmonkey]

Less likely.  What they need is, "Brand X Cornflakes: 80% more sugar than the leading competitor".

I used to love Honey Nut Corn Flakes.

[Sir_Stabbalot]

Bah. Only a fan of WarHammer 40k's going to get this joke, but oh well.

[Rhoq]

Corn flakes are cool - but Crispix is crispy x2!!!

[stevey]

Brand X Corn Flakes is nasty, I only eat top of the line Brand Z Corn Flakes (without milk)!

[wandering]

mmm...maybe if it was said in a joking manner. Though, even then, it would probably sound pretty pathetic. So I guess I'd say no.