Author Topic: Love letter for wandering (Read 4636 times)

vudu · « **on:** July 29, 2006, 08:39:19 AM »

Oh wandering, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

One ...

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Originally posted by: wandering
oowii.com

The 'oo' symbolizes both the 'oo' sound the wii naturally elicits, and also the two watchful eyes of the reporting staff at the website. The logo also contains evocative imagery: the two o's are stacked on top of one another to show that the website looks above the competition, and everyone else, to see things that others can't. Together, the two o's also look like the symbol for infinity - to symbolize the infinite possibilities of both the Wii and the website. The 'Wii' in the logo is also surrounded by a racetrack-style line, to evoke both the classic Nintendo logo, and the fact that the website staff look at the Wii from all angles.

When all of these elements come together, we get a name and a logo that powerfully symbolize the multi-dimensional fun seriousness embodied in both the Wii and the staff of this website.

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Originally posted by: wandering
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(Referring to alien sightings) Millions of sightings, Bill? Try thousands at most. More people have seen Elvis.

Well, to be fair, he did hold concerts and stuff...

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Originally posted by: wandering
things right? you've got yiout thihngs and thatas good. bnut why stop with that youve got things and now you can get more things. how do you say things plus more things? is there a word for that? likemtorhings. wor.d.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh bye noiw

Ceric · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2006, 09:08:32 AM »

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2006, 02:21:45 PM »

But is it a passionate love or just a platonic love?

Pale · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2006, 02:33:02 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
pics pls

fix'd

Ceric · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2006, 02:40:38 PM »

*hides*

wandering · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2006, 04:25:25 PM »

I'm...speechless.

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
But is it a passionate love or just a platonic love?

Platonic love can be passionate!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2006, 04:43:36 PM »

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Originally posted by: Pale
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
pics pls

fix'd

Ah damn, you saw through it... ^_^

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Originally posted by: wandering
Platonic love can be passionate!

You know what I mean!

vudu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2006, 10:04:46 AM »

Apparently, wandering was too lazy to lock all the Funhouse threads; he only went back about 100 posts.

BTW, I'm voiding my love letter for wandering; he smells like doodie.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2006, 10:09:45 AM »

I thought he just gave up on going back and started pa-pa-pa-trolling the main page, after I sent a few old threads on up. Maybe he went to lunch.

wandering · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2006, 10:31:56 AM »

vudu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:24:12 AM »

Check it out; apparently I've hated wandering since day one.

Who'd have guessed?

wandering · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:14:12 AM »

Executive summary: I hate you too.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:31:29 PM »

so, mutual hatred.....interesting...

Crimm · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:04:59 PM »

I like these love letters over the "open letters."

They make me happy.

vudu · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:22:33 AM »

And when your body's had enough of me
and I'm layin, flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can,
I'm going to love you a little bit more

Crimm · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2006, 12:04:29 PM »

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Originally posted by: vudu
And when your body's had enough of me
and I'm layin, flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can,
I'm going to love you a little bit more

Nevermind, please return to the angry open letters.

vudu · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2006, 03:22:22 PM »

Wan-der-ing is my best friend
Through thick and thin, we've always been together
We're two of a kind, havin' fun all day
Pallin' around and laughin' away
Just best friends, best friends are we.

wandering · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2006, 04:44:18 PM »

What is it about me that attracts the love of other men?

vudu · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2006, 08:06:24 AM »

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you say stuff like this.

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I think Nintendo, and fans like you that are willing to self-lubricate before penetration, are learning entirely the wrong lesson from this generation.
See, this is your problem. You want to be pitcher instead of catcher. But Nintendo never catches. Oh, they'll be sensitive and gentle. They'll make sure they aren't hurting you any more than necessary. But they will penetrate you, long and hard, whether you say you like it or not. Because, secretly, you do like it. You crave it. You want Nintendo to do it to you again and again.

I just had to add this to the love lettering. No way can a gem like this get lost in the crap that is the Twilight Princess thread.

wandering · « **Reply #19 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:15:59 AM »

All my best posts involve sexual metaphors. I have this really great one I posted in one of those 'are you a virgin?' threads. Wish I could find it...

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