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FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« on: September 29, 2006, 05:49:23 PM »
FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA


Dear friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise however,it's just my urgent
need for a foreign partner that made me contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from ouagadougou-Burkina faso in west Africa and
currently holding the post of Foreign Remittance Manager in our bank,Bank of
Africa (BOA)Burkina Faso office .


I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds $8.6 million of
one of my bank deceased client who died in the sharter plane which crashed
on mount kenyan in the kenyan city of sumburu on 21st july,2003 to any
foreign account .

You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this
website :http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared
between us in the ratio 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.
Eagerly waiting for your response.

azzem_yaro30000@yahoo.co.uk

MR AZZEM YARO  
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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2006, 05:58:26 PM »
Hey, I have a bridge to sell you!  The Brooklyn Bridge!  It totally exists too, go ahead and Google it...This confirms I have a bridge to sell...
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RE:FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2006, 05:59:29 PM »
You should totally do that!
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RE:FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2006, 06:10:31 PM »
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Hey, I have a bridge to sell you!  The Brooklyn Bridge!  It totally exists too, go ahead and Google it...This confirms I have a bridge to sell...


You fail.  You spelled your words way too well.  
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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2006, 07:35:58 PM »
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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2006, 08:34:22 PM »
man i got that letter back in 2000
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RE:FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2006, 08:40:32 PM »
That's impossible. The client didn't die until 2003. They've been planning this for years! I don't think that plane crash was an accident.
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RE:FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2006, 10:12:18 PM »
...a murder most foul
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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2006, 10:45:59 PM »
"Deceased death."  Hee.
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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2006, 12:49:46 AM »
I love "sharter plane" myself. Like, LOL, get with the modern scat lingo!
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RE:FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2006, 04:41:56 AM »
Damn, Mr. Azzem Yaro has some competition... Some MEAN competition.  They're after this money so bad, they sent me this email THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

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Originally From The Desk Of Godwin Amiri (Esq).

From The Desk Of  Godwin Amiri (Esq).
The Head Of File Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

                       ("REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
                                 CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")


Compliments Of The Season 2006,

   Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and
may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and
writing through this channel.I got your contact from the proffesional data base
found in the internet Yahoo tourist search.When i was searching for a foreign reliable partner.I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this businees opportunity.

   After series of prayers/fasting.i was divinely directed to contact you
among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search.I believe that God has a way of helping who is in need.

 I am (Godwin Amiri Esq),the Head of file Department in African developent bank (ADB).

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday 31st July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relati on to the deceased as indica ted in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for thetransfer.


Your’s faithfully,

Godwin Amiri  (Esq.)
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

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RE: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2006, 01:17:31 PM »
it MUST be real, now that youve gotten the e-mail from two "different" people.
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