Topic: Will Jesus Ever Return?

[In_Her_Hole]

State of things out of reach through oblivion in catacocational time & sense for inlay makes you wonder about Jesuses return?

Hmm........?

[Infernal Monkey]

Sometimes when I masturbate I think of Jesus watching me and it goes a bit flaccid.

[18 Days]

Funhouse NOW

[KnowsNothing]

I see Jesus in my food.  One day he was just in my hamburger, in between the bun and the patty.  Then I started to see Jesus around the house, on the floor.  I set mousetraps for him overnight.  When I got up the next morning, the cheese was gone but the trap was still set.

That's when I accepted Christ.

[ShyGuy]

Reported to the thought police for Religion.


If Wandering was still in charge, stuff like this wouldn't fly!

[KDR_11k]

Of course Jesus will return, he only gets two weeks of vacation per year then it's back to burger flipping. And that's good because dude owes me five bucks.

[Karl Castaneda #2]

Man, what?