Seriously, If I had to go back to the dorms, I'd rather they not have an oven or stove setup... My dorm room was small enough!
Plus, I would much rather be forced to dine out than face the consequences of 900 college freshmen taking their first shot at cooking real meals (particularly the drunk and disorderly males)....
Gee, I'm thankful that they closed our cooking area at midnight
"" How ironic that in our society a post-secondary degree is often regarded as some sort of measurement of intelligence yet colleges have to outlaw basic food preperation because students are too stupid to avoid setting the damn place on fire. ""
That really just comes down to the fact that the majority of the students are living on their own for the first time in their lives, which means about half of them are just learning how to cook! It's less about avoiding stupidity and more about promoting the general welfare by not placing everyone's life in the hands of a really really drunk fratboy.
Also, I'd argue that one of the most extraordinary features of my school was the meal plan... University of Georgia's dining halls were amazing, and the number of gorgeous women (yes, girls!) there was absolutely astounding..
Well, that's it for me... this fall I'll have my own apartment (with oven/stove) so it looks like I might indeed meet my end as I attempt to cook.