You know, as much as I would love an online Pokemon game...it'd be a really creepy experience should I ever actually choose to play it.  
"Look at my prize Hypno, children...heh heh...gather 'round...never mind that I'm twice your age.  Just call me 'Uncle Noah'...heh heh.  I think I heard a Rattata scratching around in the crawl space, so if you'll lead the way...do you like candy?  RARE candy?  Heh.  Heh."