Topic: Dear internet

[couchmonkey]

This is so sad, you're just not what you used to be, because you used to be able to get...uhhh...quality pornography.  I mean, there were three porn sites, and I knew all of them!  I was 16 at the time (don't tell my parents). ("HEY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS! COME READ THIS!"-girlfriend)
Now I've got a girlfriend, and I can't stop talking about her!  You're there for me 24 hours a day when she's busy 'eating' and 'taking baths' and 'working'.

The point of this email is boobies.  I mean, no...uh...spia...boobies.  NO nO, stop....boobies.

[S-U-P-E-R]

DEAR GAMES FORUM I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!

[Karl Castaneda #2]

OMG A/S/L.

[wandering]

She

[Khushrenada]

She

isn't