Author Topic: I just stepped on a tack (Read 6891 times)

KnowsNothing · « **on:** November 11, 2005, 06:58:16 AM »

it went almost all the way in my foot, but when I took it out there wasn't even a mark, no blood or nothing.

guys I think my foot is hollow

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:03:16 AM »

OH NO! IT'S KEVIN BACON!

Pale · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:03:55 AM »

Poke it again and test your theory!

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:04:34 AM »

Lindsay Lohan is to blame, that bitch!

Plugabugz · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:05:22 AM »

I stepped on a tack when I was 3, 16 years later the mark is still there.

BANZA POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:10:02 AM »

that reminds me of a joke I once heard

this guy goes to the local pharmacy and is all
"this is a little embarrassing...but I've got a date tonight and I need some....protection..."
"okay, what size? small, medium, or large?"
"uhh medium I guess"
"okay that comes to 2.37 plus tax"
"TACKS? I THOUGHT THEY STAYED ON BY THEMSELVES!!!!!!!"

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2005, 07:25:58 AM »

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Originally posted by: nitsu niflheim
Lindsay Lohan is to blame, that bitch!

Damn right! >=O

IceCold · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2005, 08:46:24 AM »

Yeah, I stapled my thumb when I was a kid... it went all the way through. I don't remember how I got it out..

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:10:16 AM »

You're like the fourth person I know that's stapled their own finger. How the hell did you manage to achieve such a feat?

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:14:02 AM »

I also just stepped on a tack with my foot

By stepped I mean penetrated

by a tack I mean your mother's vagina

and by foot I mean penis

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2005, 09:18:16 AM »

oh sh best joke ever KN

Also my roommate tore off half his pinky toenail last night and his big toenail is swollen and about to fall off.

TOENAIL EPIDOCMICf EPICDIMC EPIDEMIC THERE GOT IT RIGHT

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2005, 04:12:32 PM »

YOUR MOM IS A PINKY TOENAIL

Dasmos · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2005, 04:20:43 PM »

I once stepped on one of those christmas light covers. The ones with the spikes. It punctured my food with it barbs 5 times. I still have a scar from it as well.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2005, 07:41:38 AM »

Who covers their christmas lights with spikes?

Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2005, 05:30:53 PM »

evil santa

Dasmos · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2005, 05:42:48 PM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Who covers their christmas lights with spikes?

It creates a nice sparkling effect.

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2005, 05:58:46 PM »

i dont care

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2005, 06:03:01 PM »

Evil Santa hates the children
all the children of the world
whether yellow green or black
he hates them any-whack
he's evil Santa of North America!

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2005, 05:15:54 PM »

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Author Topic: I just stepped on a tack (Read 6891 times)