Wow, now thats very lame, my friends deserve what there gonna get, hahaha.
They would say this when they try to read the disk on the PSP
Friend1: spin the dam disk faster on your finger and dont stop spinning 'friend2', the PSP needs to read the disk.
Friend2: Im trying to spin the dam frekin disk, 'friend3' has chubby fingers
Friend3: Hey im trying to play GTA here, OH NO its lagging , OH NO its crashed.
note:
1: My friends would be angry at me, so if I dont put their names where it has Friend 1,2,3, then they wont know who it directs to.
2: Im only joking about the PSP laser, ITS ONLY A JOKE