Topic: A little tongue in cheeck.

[BlkPaladin]

Here is a little humor, and I hope that no one will find it offensive. Post some of yours.

I have recently bought a AKC purebred Siberian Huskie that we are going to tried to stud out at the orginal breeders wish. We just recieved the four generation stud chart and while going over it I was surprised to find someone choose a little comentary when naming one of their female dogs, Marriah Carrie.

It a true story, but a little dated humor.

[Dasmos]

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Originally posted by: BlkPaladin
Here is a little humor, and I hope that no one will find it offensive. Post some of yours.

I have recently bought a AKC purebred Siberian Huskie that we are going to tried to stud out at the orginal breeders wish. We just recieved the four generation stud chart and while going over it I was surprised to find someone choose a little comentary when naming one of their female dogs, Marriah Carrie.

It a true story, but a little dated humor.

If it's a purebred it probably has more talent than dear old Mariah.......

[nickmitch]

Raido-active cats have 18 half-lives. (Civics teachers are corny)

So this chick walks in to a gynecologist's office and says, "Doc I've got a problem. I went to this seafood place and ordered the jumbo shrimp."
So the gynecologist says, "Well, what happened?"
So the chick says, "Well I think I got crabs!"

My african-american lady friend who has the jungle fever said once, "Everyone is allowed to have their own vice and I know what mine is."
So I say, "I bet you have three and they're all the same color!"  

[Dasmos]

What's the difference between a chipmunk and a blonde?

They are of different species!

[nickmitch]

One from my the teacher for V-day:
What did the boy light light-bulb say to the girl light-bulb on Valentine's day?
"I wuv you watts and watts!"