Topic: Fictional NAL Happenings

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This place is dead. So in order to jazz it up without bringing in Carson and crew (he charges by the favour, whatever that means), lets cause mayhem. Make up some stupid stuff that COULD be happening at NAL, the slackest place on Earth! Post it so we can all laugh and hide our anger at those incompetent buffoons.


*Another NAL meeting at some strip club, because that's where they get results*

President: "Are we all accounted for?"
Lackey #1: "Dave's passed out from that vodka challenge, boss."
President: "Promote him then. Onto business: I got an email today from Australia that they want Excitebike."
Lackey #2: "But that game's not out. It was a NES game, sir."
President: "NES? What are you talking about? Anyway, I got an email from Australia so it must be true!"
Lackey #2: "How can you get an email from Australia in the first place?"
President: "SHUT UP! Just for your insolence, we're going to release Minish Cap in a NES cart and rebadge it as another game!"
Lackey #1: "How about calling it Excitebike?"
President: "Excellent idea, you. Make it happen. Meanwhile, everyone else carry on that plan to NOT give anyone Donkey Konga, we shall succeed in Australia yet!"

[nitsu niflheim]

President: "What is the current situation?"
Lackey #1: "With what?"
President: "With the game!  The game."
Lackey #2: "I don't know about any game."
President: "What do you mean you don't know about the game.  You told me about it."
Lackey #2: "I didn't tell you about any game."
President: "Yes you did, don't play dumb with me."
Lackey #1: "He isn't playing."

[RABicle]

Market Research PR: Our only customer in WA is about to finish his exams sir
Dickhead: Let him game!
*releases Paper Mario 2 and Tales*

ME: WOO!

Sorry to ruin it guys. Im just sorta happy with them right now.

[Termin8Anakin]

Iwata-san: What??? We have a division Down Under?
Secretary: Down under where?
Iwata-san: The world. Underneath us. Or something.
Secretary: Oh. You mean Australia?
Iwata-san: What? What is Australia? Say it with me...its AUSTRIAAAA, not this Australia rubbish.....

*meanwhile in Austria...uhhh... Australia*

David Yarton: I wonder when they're gonna call, Mr CEO sir. Its been 20 years since we opened up HQ here...and they still haven't acknoledged our existence yet =(
CEO: Dave, just got a call from a friend of a friend of a cousin of mine. Says she works at Nintendo or something. You're being shipped off to Europe.
David: HOORAAY!!!!
CEO: We'll miss you, Dave. I've loved you like a brother. You're the only one who's stood by me. Now that you're going, I have no reason to live.
*commits ritual suicide*
David: =( Perhaps I should stay here and take over as CEO?
God: NO. YOU MUST ABANDON THIS OUTPOST AND SERVE UNDER THE EUROPEAN BANNER OF OPPRESSION!
David: .....eh?
God: nevermind

(SPINNING NEWSPAPER THINGO!!! =O)

Sunday Telegraph, 12/03/2005
"NINTENDO'S NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM RE-LAUNCHES TO SAME CRITICAL ACCLAIM AS IT DID 20 YEARS AGO !!"

Rest of the world: WTF.