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Nintendo Gaming / RE: GDC Iwataton Speech Thread

« on: March 20, 2006, 09:22:04 PM »

I'm looking forward to this one as well.

Let's just say the 'bomb' I'm dropping will leave quite an impression. The roof will surely be raised off the building. The splattered remains of dead videogame journalists will most definitely liter the floor.

...Not literally, of course. I'm being metaphorical. Like the time I said customers do not want online games.

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General-3 / RE: Stevey has the coolest basement ever.

« on: March 20, 2006, 09:01:19 PM »

I approve of this basement. Reminds me of when Yamaguchi used to lock me in Nintendo's underground dungeon for weeks on end without food. Good times, good times.  

[Vote Yea]

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General-3 / RE: MAFIA III: The Takeover

« on: March 07, 2006, 12:37:12 AM »

Vote Yea

This may be the best regime change since I succeeded Yamauchi in becoming the president of Nintendo.

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General-3 / RE:Mafia II: Dead Like Me

« on: February 27, 2006, 12:00:24 PM »

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Ok you can post the pms

It would be my pleasure, Stevey. I appreciate all of my fan mail and try to respond to it all personally. Here's what you sent me:

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Your my GOD

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can I have a zelda demo?

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Can I get a job at nintendo?

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I love you

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I will kill anyone for you!!!

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I will die for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your picure on my wall

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I dream of you at night!

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Do you want me to vote for vudu?

And here, if you recall, is what I sent to you:

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[to: stevey from: Iwata]

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Do you want me to vote for vudu?

yes.

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Can I get a job at nintendo?

Look here. I might put in a good word for you!

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I dream of you at night!

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Your picure on my wall

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I love you

Too much information!

All the best,
Iwata Satoru (Satoru Iwata), President, Nintendo, Co. Ltd.  

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General-3 / RE: Mafia II: Day Four

« on: February 23, 2006, 05:29:40 PM »

Hello, hello, how do you do.

Carry on, my loyal Nintendo fans.

I trust you all will make the right decision.

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General-3 / RE: Mafia II: Day Four

« on: February 23, 2006, 11:47:53 AM »

Thank you, thank you all again for coming.

[vudu]

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General-3 / RE: Mafia II: Day Four

« on: February 23, 2006, 11:44:53 AM »

I am pleased to announce the new name of our upcoming next-generation console: Nintendo FONDUELUTION. We believe that our new console will satisfy the urge both gamers and non-gamers have for products which are both fun and delicious.

That’s what’s important at Nintendo. Fun. Providing new, fun experiences for our costumers. Gamers and non-gamers. Young people and old people. But our competitors- like the mafia gangs making pornography for psps – go down different routes. They believe that, instead providing fun products for their costumers, that they should instead kill them. We do not believe this is a good strategy. Instead we believe in a “blue ocean” strategy, which involves us not killing our customers but instead killing our competitors.

But that is where we need your help. While we at Nintendo know exactly what you want and don’t like people to give us suggestions – this is a free marketplace. We cannot kill our competitors without your help. Which is why I’m asking you, tonight, to kill one such competitor: mafia member and pornography peddler vudu. Please go and vote for vudu immediately. Thank you.