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I'M BACK / Re: After I slept with your mom, she said...

« on: August 23, 2018, 12:50:19 AM »

Your mom sounds like my wife. Last night, she told me she wants to have sex in the backseat of the car. I drove her and that guy around all night, you know? But I tell ya one thing: when my wife does have sex - she screams. Ooa. Especially when I walk in on her! Hoo, boy.  Nah, are you kiddin' me? I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home, that parrot says: Quick! Out the window!, ya know. It's tough, ya know.

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General Chat / Re: If your Identity seems to be different....

« on: August 21, 2018, 07:44:02 PM »

I'm terrified to post, but here goes.


Edit:  I guess I wasn't awesome enough to swap lol.  Same lil old me.

Life's been rough for me too, let tell you. I mean, I know I'm not a good-looking guy. Why on Halloween, I open the door - kids give me candy! Aw, are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. I was a very ugly kid too. In my sandbox, the cat kept covering me up all the time, you know... I mean, that's the story of my life. I get no respect at all. Are you kiddin'? No respect at all. Why, when I was born, the doctor told my mother: "I did all I could but he's still gonna pull through, anyway", you know... Ho, it ain't easy....

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Bye Bye Gamecube

« on: August 21, 2018, 06:53:32 PM »

Don't let these users get you down, NintendoKiD. I know how you're feeling. I tell you, when I was a kid, I got no respect. No respect at ALL, ya know... There was a time I was lost on a beach. And a cop had to help me look for my parents. I said ta the cop, "Do you think we'll find them?" He said, "I don't know, kid. There's so many places they could hide."

When I was kid, my old man, he didn't help either, ya know... There was a time I asked my old man if I could go ice skating on a lake. He told me to wait 'til it gets warmer. Just no respect.

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I'M BACK / Re: Forum Interviews: Let the Learning Begin

« on: August 21, 2018, 06:39:52 PM »

1. What is about NWR that you like? Why are you here?

It's the one place where I seem to get some respect. Oh, is it quite a feeling! I tell you, it's not easy bein' me. Even when I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up! No respect at all....


2. If you could change one thing about your past what would it be?

When I was a kid, I was poor too. My family was very poor. I finally complained to my old man about it. I told him I don't even have a ball to bounce around. Next thing I knew, I woke up. I had one testicle!


3. What is one thing you really want in life?

It would have to be respect. Oh, it's the story of my life, I tell ya, I get no respect. I get no respect from anyone. Last week, my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, "Be quiet. You'll wake up daddy!" Rgggghhhh, no respect.


4. If you could be anyone else in life, who do you wish you could be?

I'd like to be handsome, ya know. I never had much luck with girls. No luck with girls. It's 'cause I'm ugly. I know that. You know how owners can resemble their pets? When my dog found out he looked like me, he killed himself! Ya know... Ooooh but I know I'm ugly. You kiddin' me? I went to see my proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth!


5. Which do you choose: A New 3D entry in the F-Zero series or a new entry in the Mother/Earthbound series?

Me? Playing videogames? Ah, forget about it. You kiddin' me? There's a lot of things going around my house. Keeps me too occupied. Lot of things. The other night, right in front of my house, I saw a guy... jogging naked. Yeah! I said to him, "How come?" He said: "'Cause you came home early." Ah, it's not easin' being me, I tell ya.