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TalkBack / Re: Bluey’s Quest for the Gold Pen (Switch 2) Review

« on: May 27, 2026, 10:37:58 PM »

A shame it’s not fully voiced. But I spose, these are child actors, subject to child labour laws, and there’s probably a ton of dialogue.

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General Chat / Re: I’m very very sorry

« on: August 26, 2025, 03:20:03 AM »

lol should’ve kept the reply from the spambot assuring me it was ok.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2025 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

« on: August 25, 2025, 09:11:34 AM »

Will probably return to Beyond Good and Evil like I keep promising. I mean I've beaten this game plenty of times before but this is the 20th anniversary release! Has anything changed? Yes it has in fact they added some completely trivial nonsense to try and create continuity to the sequel which will never come out but lol.

There's also a new "Speedrun Mode" where the game challenges you to beat it from start to finish without saving. It's nerve-wracking. I did it for the game's Platinum earlier this year. It's not that the game's difficult, but you're just petrified of the game crashing, which apparently it did at launch in this mode.

LOL. Yeah I'm playing on Switch so not fussed about achievements. That does sound hilarious though and I'm pretty sure I beat the original in one sitting back in the day.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2025 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

« on: August 25, 2025, 09:10:33 AM »

So after starting Frostpunk and encountering a repeatable show stopping bug, 3 times, after 40 minutes of play, I successfully got a refund off Steam, despite purchasing it over a year ago! I think that count as reducing the backlog and I will celebrate it.

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General Chat / I’m very very sorry

« on: August 25, 2025, 07:43:38 AM »

Khush had to disable some security to help me log back in and now look what happened! There’s Temu **** all over the page and it’s all my fault! I only wanted to post in Backlaugust!

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2025 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

« on: August 24, 2025, 12:50:24 AM »

Right so people have been more active here than my discord thread. That's good. No I like that.

So in addition to those listed. I beat, I think, Welcome Tour. I finished the Stamp Rally. I think there were some quizzes I could not give a **** about but maybe I'll do them too before the end of the month to see if there's anything else I need to scratch this off.

I also finished To The Moon last night. Every Backlaugust I pad my stats with little narrative games, but this one is the best yet. Very original story, well written, well directed that sorta thing. Pretty bare bones 'game' but that's fine. More than Der Me, I Was lol.

Will probably return to Beyond Good and Evil like I keep promising. I mean I've beaten this game plenty of times before but this is the 20th anniversary release! Has anything changed? Yes it has in fact they added some completely trivial nonsense to try and create continuity to the sequel which will never come out but lol.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2025 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

« on: August 10, 2025, 09:00:03 AM »

Guess what losers I just rolled the credits on Dear Me, I was. Gotta get those numbers up!
I also absolutely completed Project Highrise the other night. On the 8th. So that’s two games down and a bunch more to go. Probably do Beyond Good and Evil next.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2025 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

« on: August 03, 2025, 07:24:24 AM »

Remember, it’s not a competition guys. But I am auditing my collection for games I’ve 90% finished to rack up as many credit screens as possible.

At the moment it’s looking like
Beyond Good and Evil 20th Anniversary Edition
Zelda: The New One You Play as Zelda
And maybe something else. I’ve heard Dear Me is like 40 minutes long. I might bully my partner into playing the rest of that black and white game about the fox and the dead too.

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Podcast Discussion / Re: Episode 931: F-Zero GuiX

« on: July 02, 2025, 09:31:00 AM »

On the topic of Nintendo releasing retro games, the smart and handsome question asker left open the possibility of Nintendo finishing off an unreleased game. And they've done this, at least one and more depending if you count localising.
So my firth thought was Star Fox 2 which was finished off and released for the Super Nintendo Mini Classic.
The other option is the often forgotten localisation of Fire Emblem™ Shadow Dragon & the Blade of Light, which was available as a standalone purchase on the Switch eshop for a limited time. They even did a physical version with a commemorative NES cart.

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TalkBack / Re: Danganronpa Team Moves Into Strategy RPGs With The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy In 2025

« on: June 21, 2024, 04:15:41 AM »

The game looks fine but that fucking setting. This is too much anime folks, it’s out of control we need to stop this.

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TalkBack / Re: 2023 In Review: The State Of The Switch eShop Is Fallen

« on: January 02, 2024, 09:07:07 AM »

Bring it back…

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General Chat / Re: Mortgage Rates are DROPPING. I am a Loan Officer - Any Questions?

« on: November 02, 2023, 07:57:46 PM »

When will rates drop again Elmo? My family and I are suffering under 6% interest!
Also ****, your original post. 30year fixed rates? In Australia the banks don’t offer any more than 3 years fixed.

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General Chat / Re: After a deep reflection, thinking of quitting following entertainment stuff soo

« on: November 01, 2023, 12:03:00 PM »

I will never forget you, farewell

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: The OFFICIAL Big N rumor thread *bring your own salt*

« on: October 12, 2023, 03:48:00 AM »

Sony fanboys have taken over the internet, they made their word "the law of gaming" and they destroyed the games of the competition, especially Nintendo's ones, by spreading a lot of deliberate hate and false informations. Because of all of that, I cannot express anymore appreciation over Nintendo games without being victim of online attacks. It's disgusting situation and as long I still get new games I will always be forced to face this crap... which is why I've decided to quit gaming for good as soon Switch ends its lifecycle next year.

I feel this is just the online spaces you’re hanging out in. Anyone who is a Sony fan in 2023 is an imbecile, or doing it ironically. Their machine is overpriced, has less features than its Xbox competitor. It has no exclusive games and every other year hackers steal all your information.

Anyway as for Nintendo rumours, guess you gotta jsut swallow a $500 price or whatever it’ll be in AUD. We’re stuck on this train for life, even if I stop gaming I’ll have to maintain a subscription for my children. Imagine not raising your kids right and one day they come home and ask for a PlayStation?!

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General Gaming / Re: Shocktober 4: The Final Chapter

« on: October 05, 2023, 09:43:36 PM »

I got scared and watched the cricket last night instead.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Not a hater but... (future prediction)

« on: October 05, 2023, 09:39:34 PM »

Failure of GameCube
SUCCESS OF WII
Failure of WiiU
SUCCESS OF SWITCH
big think, I wonder how Switch 2 will turn out

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General Gaming / Re: Shocktober 4: The Final Chapter

« on: October 05, 2023, 12:51:46 AM »

I’M PLAYING DETENTION TONIGHT

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2023! (Forums Aren't Dead Yet?) Edition

« on: September 06, 2023, 11:26:44 PM »

My Backlaugust ended at the three games I mentioned before but in my defence I did propose to and impregnate my girlfriend in August and had been meaning to do those for a while. We’re still awaiting confirmation as to which happened first.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2023! (Forums Aren't Dead Yet?) Edition

« on: August 26, 2023, 09:10:22 AM »

I’ve been posting more regular updates in the discord but to give proper rundowns here I have finished Ori and the Will of the Wisps, The League of Enthusiastic Losers and Florence.

So let’s do some mini recaps. Ori and the Will of the Wisps is very special. Some of the Metroidvania purists dislike aspects of Ori, like the semi-on rails chases and perhaps switching abilities too often to progress but I think it’s overall brilliant. Ori and the Will of the Wisps is just such a beautifully presented game. It looks good, it sounds better and the gameplay is challenging and fun and interesting. I can’t believe Microsoft jsut let us have this game and don’t lock it up on the Xbox, where it’s no doubt completely unappreciated by the shooter and sports crowd.
As for my progress in it, I had previously played one long session in bed a couple of years ago and when I came back to it I didn’t really know where I was or what the controls were so I just started a fresh save and within 3 hours I was up to where I was. In the end it took 15 hours to clear.

League of Enthusiastic Losers… well, an attempt was made, by the developer to tell a story, you couldn’t not finish this game, it’s an interactive story. I played through it over two train rides to work and back. There’s a story about a couple of mates (who are definitely not gay) that didn’t quite make it in life and how they’re uncomfortable around their more successful friends and their slumlord is trying to kick them out and they reminisce about their childhood when things were good under communism. The kids in teh tenements really like them though and not to spoil it but everything works out in the end. The art style is actually really nice and the sounds do the job but the story is whatever, and that’s crucial because the gameplay when it exists is unclear, buggy and unsatisfying. There’s no real player agency but maybe that’s part of the point? 🤔

And then there’s Florence, which i jsut played through on my iPad on the couch right then. Compared to League of Enthusiastic Losers, Florence is a masterclass on how to do an interactive story. text is minimal because the story is told through the pictures and music and the screen orientation and when the way you piece together the little mini games to progress the story add weight and impact. Like you go ona. Date with a guy and you can tell Florence is becoming more relaxed and conversation is easier because the little puzzles to put together the speach bubbles becomes more relaxed. It’s wonderful and I think everyone would enjoy the 40 minutes it takes to see it through.

What has caused huge damage though to my Backlaugust is Project Highrise. A game I have comprehensively mastered, back to front, reviewed and recommended. And all this talk about the housing crisis in Australia while I was working forum home inspired me to download it again, for iPad this time and play it while “”””working”””” from home. ScreenTiem says I’ve wasted over 25 hours on it in the past fortnight. I have literally 100% achievemented this game on Steam, where I own on teh DLC and it’s more playable than the weirdly cut down iPad version.

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General Chat / Re: Accounts reaching their 20th Birthday - Caterkiller

« on: August 15, 2023, 05:40:46 AM »

Oh damn, teh day BEFORE Perm.

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General Chat / Re: Accounts reaching their 20th Birthday - Caterkiller

« on: August 15, 2023, 05:40:17 AM »

Posting to see what date I registered.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2023! (Forums Aren't Dead Yet?) Edition

« on: August 01, 2023, 05:27:59 AM »

Oh right we’re on and the stage is set because I’m suffering through a long commute and have an insane multi day road trip coming up next week. However I think the GF has forbidden gaming while we’re actually camping and I’ll have to do half of the 30+ hours of driving. I’ll edit this post with more details as I go but will be sure to update on the discord too.

So what have I got to play? I suppose I’ve already beaten Pikmin 4 and it’s about the backlog so let’s start by going all the way back to Oxenfree II on the iPad. Should be an easy enough task to get going and then I might start digging into my switch backlog. I know Opus: Echos of Starsong has been waiting for me as well as Eastward but that is probably pretty long being an RPG so I’ll be sure to keep League of Enthusiastic Losers on standby for a quick sugar hit. Part of me really wants to knock over Xenoblade 2 so I can justify buying Xeno 3.
Goddamn I’ve been falling behind in my reading lately too, all because of Zelda. Damn I should’ve known to leave Ganon for August to do that too!

Ok I’m approaching my station but I’ll examine my switch backlog when I get back to my Grandma’s house where I’m staying during the winter of the house renovation.

Only 1% battery on the iPad lemme quickly list other candidates
Arrest of a Stone Buddha
Sports Story
Ori and the Will of the Wisps
Blanc
Spiritfarer
This War of Mine

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2022: Round 3 so we can break our backlogs and be free.

« on: August 31, 2022, 07:52:27 PM »

Even if you don't play it a second time, I recommend at least trying to get all the collectibles. There are some tough and tricky ones to collect and they are sort of mini-puzzles to work through.

My collection count was 85% or something, which I was pretty happy with. Backlaugust and other pressing demands of the day meant a few I tried a couple of times and then jsut gave up on because they were too tricky or required too many skills for clumsy fingers like mine. But yeah I can see myself giving it another spin, maybe jsut going straight to hard mode?

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2022: Round 3 so we can break our backlogs and be free.

« on: August 31, 2022, 06:02:58 AM »

I did it! I beat Metroid Dread! The pain is finally over. What a great game but damn, those bosses are unfair. Cleared normal difficulty in 10 hours 53.

And that’ll be it for me this Backlaugust, I’d like to thank all my fans for their support, sorry I only got through 5 games. But it’s because these days I have a miserable job*, which I called in sick today so I could beat Metroid on my 20th attempt at the final boss or something. Also I have to close my rings on my Apple Watch. Gotta close the red ring twice today for the August reward. 540kjs to go!

*Amazingly today, whilst “sick” I was called and offered a new job or more pay, full time at the same organisation. I said yes.

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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2022: Round 3 so we can break our backlogs and be free.

« on: August 29, 2022, 04:37:45 AM »

Things are looking grim. Backlaugust is winding up with the traditional day long meeting I'm obligated to attend. Metroid Dread is very close to completion but I might not be good enough at games to finish it! I don't know.
Consider Overland, Ori and 100 Days abandoned at this point.

Gotta respect Broodwars for aiming for 100% trophy collection. God I'm just credits and done. Imagine 100%ing Pokémon Black 2. Crazy talk.