Author Topic: Safe Words 7: I Expect You to Die. Game Over. (Read 28581 times)

Khushrenada · « **Reply #75 on:** December 06, 2015, 02:57:43 PM »

SMERSH is a fictional Soviet counterintelligence agency featured in Ian Fleming's early James Bond novels as agent 007's nemesis. SMERSH is the acronym of Spetsyalnye MEtody Razoblacheniya SHpyonov, meaning "Special Methods of Spy Detection", (in Russian Cyrillic СМЕРШ: Специальные Методы Разоблaчения Шпионов).

The more you know. Not that it matters since you are safe!

Hello NWR_Insanolord! Stratos plan is coming down to the last few hours. Can you foil it by choosing one of the remaining safe words left?

Goldeneye 64, George Lazenby, or "Yes! I am invincible!".

Silenced · « **Reply #76 on:** December 06, 2015, 09:32:03 PM »

I like how the third option will be ironic whenever it blows.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #77 on:** December 06, 2015, 11:12:27 PM »

GoldenEye 64

Khushrenada · « **Reply #78 on:** December 07, 2015, 12:21:35 AM »

Goldeneye64?

GOLDENEYE64?!!?

GOLDENEYE64?!?!?!

I have to say, that's a pretty good choice. Insanolord is safe which means this is a spy vs spy face-off of Nuclearspeed vs Stratos. It all comes down to Nuclearspeed's pick of either:

George Lazenby or "Yes! I am invincible!"

What will it be?

Silenced · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2015, 09:23:59 AM »

Come now. You can't turn down this baby face ~~unless you're a James Bond director~~

NuclearSpeed · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2015, 08:49:16 PM »

It looks like I will be going with the one hit wonder George Lazenby . Hopefully Her Majesty will allow him to save me.

Stratos · « **Reply #81 on:** December 07, 2015, 09:40:50 PM »

Bwa-hahahahaha!!!

Silenced · « **Reply #82 on:** December 07, 2015, 09:54:14 PM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #83 on:** December 07, 2015, 10:37:15 PM »

Quote from: NuclearSpeed on December 07, 2015, 08:49:16 PM

It looks like I will be going with the one hit wonder George Lazenby . Hopefully Her Majesty will allow him to save me.

One and done. Sometimes, one is enough. Nuclearspeed is safe and outwits Stratos!

This means that super-agent Stratos proved to be more of a henchman than mastermind criminal and has now been dispatched by his own hand. Turns out, he's not so invincible. I think we're all aware of the liquid nitrogen death scene at this point, so let's just blow him up!

I'm afraid in this game, you only live once. That means Nuclearspeed recovers some info from the dead agent Stratos and takes command of the bomb word. But which agent is he now after?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #84 on:** December 07, 2015, 11:29:46 PM »

The new bomb word has been selected. Sounds like it's time for a car chase. Can you get away from Agent Nuclearspeed as he hunts you all down?

Mop it up is the first to try in this mission. Her choices are:

Q, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, George Lazenby, or James Bond Jr.

Everyone to your autos!

Mop it up · « **Reply #85 on:** December 08, 2015, 04:53:13 PM »

Who the heck is James Bond Jr.?!

Quote from: Silenced on December 06, 2015, 09:32:03 PM

I like how the third option will be ironic whenever it blows.

Aw, I think it would have been funnier if it ended up as the final safe word.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #86 on:** December 08, 2015, 05:23:32 PM »

To be honest, my initial idea for this Safe Words game (and its mine so nobody better bloody steal it!) was famous last words with a bunch of things like "I'll never blow up" and "Every word I pick is safe". One of the options I thought about was "Yes! I am invincible!". Then with the Spectre moving coming out and this being the 7th game, I decided to shift it to a Bond focus instead but I threw in the "Yes! I am invincible!" choice to gauge reaction to it. I think I really want to do the famous last words theme next game now.

In the meantime, glad you asked about James Bond Jr.! Here's some highlights about him!

And I may have read a book or two of his series when I was a kid....

Isn't is supposed to be the woman who gets tied up on covers? Such progressive thinking for a children's story....

One other thing you may not know about James Bond Jr. is that he is the bomb word Nuclearspeed picked.

And just like that, after taking down the most ruthless agent so far in Stratos, Nuclearspeed serves notice to all other players to watch out with a quick elimination of Mop it up. This means Nuclearspeed will, once again, choose the next bomb word.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #87 on:** December 08, 2015, 05:29:42 PM »

This also means we've reached the half way point in the game as well. While we wait for Nuclearspeed's choice, I feel we should all take a moment to appreciate one of the great James Bond Jr. titles since that selection is no longer with us. I am, of course, talking about:

Just brilliant. As much as I try to be clever on this site, I could never come up with something like that.

Soren · « **Reply #88 on:** December 08, 2015, 09:28:25 PM »

Also a terrible video game...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #89 on:** December 08, 2015, 09:35:07 PM »

And the new bomb word has been selected. That first car chase ended with a crash so fast, I say we try it once more. Can you agents outrun Nuclearspeed?

Lucarofan99 is the first to try. His options are:

Q, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, or George Lazenby

Onwards!

Wah · « **Reply #90 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:21:25 AM »

um, um,
Q!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #91 on:** December 10, 2015, 12:03:37 PM »

Agent 117 is safe again.

That brings us to Agent ShyGuy. The choices are:

S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, or George Lazenby.

Which fork in the road will you take?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #92 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:09:01 PM »

my dang animated gif won't uploade to Photobucket!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #93 on:** December 11, 2015, 02:11:42 AM »

Once again, my sincere apologies to Mop it up whom I judged way too soon and, as it has turned out, incorrectly as the slowest player of the game.

*continues waiting*

ShyGuy · « **Reply #94 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:22:13 AM »

Dang it Mr Sniffles! Go play with your ball with a bell in it!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #95 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:25:25 AM »

I choose little Georgie Lazenby, the best dressed Bond!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #96 on:** December 11, 2015, 11:46:17 AM »

Mr. Lazenby has once again proved his mettle and ShyGuy will return for the next mission.

And now, Soren is back! How will he fare in his escape from the deadly Nuclearspeed's chase? His escape options are:

S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, or Goldeneye 64.

Show us your mad driving skills!

Soren · « **Reply #97 on:** December 11, 2015, 11:56:37 AM »

Man, I'm gonna go with S.M.E.R.S.H.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #98 on:** December 11, 2015, 03:17:11 PM »

Look out for the motorcycle behind you!

And another agent is down. This means Shyguy will be choosing the next bomb word. It would appear we've all become trapped in his diabolical plan to hold us hostages in his game-delaying tactics. Will the agents be able to escape capture from ShyGuy or will they just be collateral damage in his quest to rule this game?

Mop it up · « **Reply #99 on:** December 11, 2015, 05:18:22 PM »

I'll get you for this, NuclearSpeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

*shakes fist*

I really need to stop second-guessing myself in these games. I was originally going to choose Q or S.M.E.R.S.H. again, but then I thought he might choose one of those since they're what I picked. Then I was going to choose Goldeneye 64, but decided against it since he might choose that knowing I like the N64. So then I just picked something from what was left.

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Author Topic: Safe Words 7: I Expect You to Die. Game Over. (Read 28581 times)