Judge Aurion took the stand. "As many of you stupids know, I was nearly killed today. Fortunately, your good sense took over and you voted properly. You voted for anyone who isn't me. And for that, I say, you're still stupids.
"Now let's see, who's on the docket. Oh yes, Toru, it's come to this court's attention that everyone hates you and thinks you should die."
"I have an attorney, your honor, he told me not to -- OW!" With that Toru got pimp-smacked in the face.
"Your honor, my name is Vudu, and my client is a nobody from nowhere. A complete innocent."
"Hmm. . .your argument is compelling, Mr. Vudu. I like the cut of your jib. I will allow the court a short recess." With that he banged the gavel twice and stood. No one stirred as they waited in vain for him to leave the room. For seconds (which seemed like hours) there was a quiet stalemate between courtroom and Judge.
With that the Judge whipped out "Swift Justice" and shot Toru in the throat.
"Drinks are on me!"
With that the court let out a cheer and left for another night's revelry.
"You know, he actually was innocent," Vudu told the Judge later. But Aurion was too busy concentrating on picking up a cherry with his ass to care.
If any of you have watched Strangers With Candy, I imagine Judge Aurion's voice sounding a lot like Principal Blackman's.
Topic: Mafia: Day 2 (Read 34518 times)
