Not that I like to announce the events of my personal life to the Internet, I thought it might be appropriate to at least say that I am moving 300 miles north of my current city (Medford, Oregon) to the beautiful Portland, Oregon. No, I am not leaving Oregon. Oregon is beautiful, unlike your state. Portland is even more beautiful than any other city in Oregon, making it the most beautiful place on the Earth. Come and visit! I'll show you around to all the fancy brewpubs and movie theatres. We can see an artfilm! And I'll tell you exactly what I think of it when we're done.
I hear Bioshock came out, too bad I don't have a 360, I also hear Metroid 3 is coming out, too bad I am out of cash moneys, I'm broke and on the street, I'm spending all my money on gasoline for my car machine.
I know some of you Washington peeps live nearby. You can say hello, it's okay.
So that's that.