Topic: Sonic Forces To Feature Character Editor

[Fatty The Hutt]

My God, the innuendo! It was there all along!

Extendible stylus indeed!

[Phil]

I feel this topic could have only gone this way anyhow.

[Evan_B]

I feel like you guys are totally depreciating the emotional weight that SEGA has lifted from the Sonic fanbase with this announcement. Finally, their wildest fan-creations can kiss stroke breathplay fight alongside their idol in glorious, glorious, poorly designed action platforming stages.

[pokepal148]

Or, even worse, they'll just play as Bubsy instead.

[Shaymin]

I feel this topic could have only gone this way anyhow.

Sega delivered on the promise of spicer Talkback, that's for sure.

[pokepal148]

What could pawsibly go wrong?

[nickmitch]

Listen, if Personal Trainer: Math isn't helping you with people of the gender(s) you're trying to pick up, then there isn't much help for you.

[Khushrenada]

Listen, if Personal Trainer: Math isn't helping you with people of the gender(s) you're trying to pick up, then there isn't much help for you.

Well, that's not good to hear. I did everything I was taught from PT: Math and still got funny looks from people I tried to pick up.

At my wedding, I went up to a bridesmaid and said, "Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function because you’re unique." Nothing.

While my wife was in the hospital, I approached a nurse and told her, "Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions." Shut down.

At my wife's funeral, I sat by my wife's sister and said, "I need your help with some math homework. We need to subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and multiply!" Boom. Restraining order.

Now, I ask you, where did I go wrong?

[nickmitch]

1) Way too wordy.  She was obviously bored halfway through.

2) Makes no sense. Parabolic asymptotes don't "do" anything, though they are very interesting.

3) Maybe she's already been to elementary (primary?) school? Because I'm sure everything third grader on the playground has heard that one before.

[ClexYoshi]

so... this thread inspired me...

[Evan_B]

How could you be inspired by this thread if your OC isn't seducing a canon character?

[Fatty The Hutt]

Sega delivered on the promise of spicer Talkback, that's for sure.

A sean spicer talkback?
ZOMG! POLITICS!

[ClexYoshi]

where do you think she got the Kunai and the Shuriken from? ;3

I actually don't like Espio the Chameleon

[Mop it up]

It will now become the best-selling Sonic game, at least since the 90s.