Topic: What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[Khushrenada]

Particularly early in the morning? 

[BeautifulShy]

Take him back to his house and put him in his bed and lock the door....as I walk out.

[Khushrenada]

Hmmmm. I see. Well, I won't ask what you were doing with the drunken sailor late at night there but it's nice you took him home in the morning like that.

I was just going to shave his belly with a rusty razor but I guess there are multiple ways to handle this issue.

[Fatty The Hutt]

Shout "Hooray" and up he rises.
Or so I've heard.

[Evan_B]

The better question is, "what would you do for a Klondike Bar...?"

[ShyGuy]

You know, we could say they spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors- it would be unfair, because the sailors are spending their own money. -Ronald Reagan[/quote