Author Topic: Mafia XLVII: Hollywood! Day 1. (Read 7663 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** October 25, 2010, 01:08:43 AM »

Variety Headlines

Khushrenada Commences Casting Call
By: George M. Cohan

Today word went out that the Khushrenada Studios has green-lit production of the much hyped script,
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. The project is rumored to surpass the Lord of the Rings in production values
and filming time. The project is to consist of 5 films that will all be released over the course of a year.
It's the most ambitious project Hollywood has seen since the days of Ben-Hur and Lawrence of Arabia.
While some are skeptical as to whether the films can successfully reach the heights the studios are
hoping to achieve, there is no doubt that the films are dominating all the conversation in Hollywood
and there is no shortage of people who want in on the project. With the casting call for the starring
roles now announced today all Hollywood is abuzz over who will get in on the project. Many major stars
have announced their interest in the movie. This is what we think of their chances. (story continued
on page 3,)

Gossip Section Headlines:

Police remain puzzled by numerous headless horses

Khushrenada Studios rumored to be offering a multi-million dollar contract

Motion Picture Production Code halts filming on "The 9 Deaths of a Cat".

Day 1 is go!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2010, 01:08:52 AM »

Announcements:

Nothing major to announce right now.

The voting deadline will be 11:00 pm EST. That's all for now.

EDIT: I should talk about ties.

Ties:
- If two or more players are tied, there will be extra time given.
- If tie is still unresolved, no player dies.
- First player to join the acadamy becomes the official game tie-breaker.
- If the first person to join is killed, then the next person to have joined becomes the official tie-breaker and so on.
- If no one is alive in the acadamy, we go back to the extra time rule.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:07:39 AM »

By the way, if you have not a message from me stating what your role is, you are a regular townie. I only sent out messages to the players with roles. Everyone else is a townie.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:23:01 AM »

un-vote Sundoulos

The church is not pleased.

Also, I'll do some quick research and act like whatever Tom Cruise I picture each day. But I'll do that tomorrow.

Edit: Undid vote for Sundoulos.

Stratos · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:27:35 AM »

So I'm gonna have to vote before I go to work each day. Gotta remember that.

Sundoulos · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:16:36 AM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 25, 2010, 02:23:01 AM

vote Sundoulos

The church is not pleased.

Also, I'll do some quick research and act like whatever Tom Cruise I picture each day. But I'll do that tomorrow.

Again? On the first day? Really?

Sigh...

I have no idea who to vote for right now. ~~For now, since I don't have a better idea, I'll VOTE thatguy. I'll probably change this later.~~

I thought about switching to a Mel Gibson avatar, but that would probably come off as being more psychotic than funny. At least Tom Cruise's craziness seems to have been supressed by time and decent PR.

Edit: unvoted thatguy.

noname2200 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on October 25, 2010, 04:27:35 AM

So I'm gonna have to vote before I go to work each day. Gotta remember that.

Choice, the problem is choice...

that Baby guy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:05:16 PM »

Somebody out there need to so their ****in' job. Which one of you ****-faces is the Fan Favorite?

Can I get a key grip to hit that actor in the face, really ****in' hard?

This is your fault, you limey ****! You **** the money-bag, my friend. You know how you handle the mafia when they threaten you with anything? You pull their pants down, and you ****in' spank their ***es. Why are you afraid of those ****in' ********? They can't ****in' hurt you!

You get your **** in gear, tell everyone who the **** you are, and get to ****in' work!

While you do that, I'll be working my ****in' *** off over here trying to vote out that ****er vudu before he loses me another ****in' million dollars!

Diet Coke!

vote vudu

Mop it up · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:29:16 PM »

~~Vote Stratos~~

I should have won your game! You must have weighted it against me!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:31:24 PM »

~~Vote Mop it up~~

Stratos' game was weighted perfectly.

Mop it up · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:32:10 PM »

Spoken like a winner!

apdude · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:39:22 PM »

Aww man... Somebody pissed on my rug... It really tied the room together.

~~Vote Toruresu~~

It was a full moon the other night and I don't think he's house broken.

Stratos · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:41:22 PM »

Vote Mop it up. She hasn't talked to me and that usually means she's Mafia.

Mop it up · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:50:59 PM »

I rarely make first contact with anyone, especially on the first day. So if you want to talk, just ask.

stevey · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:01:06 PM »

The voices in my head say to vote mop it up as the most likely to be a psycho killer diva.

Mop it up · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:41:29 PM »

Eesh guys, it was just a joke. Can't you see that? A little humour never killed anyone, but votes do!

I've got to switch to one of the two other people with a vote, it's too bad neither have posted yet.

Vote Vudu

that Baby guy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:37:55 PM »

Look, ****sticks, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the **** out of here before I snap your ****s off and jam them into your ***es?

****, how many of you ****ers here have been blessed by the mother-****in' pope? No one else? Yeah, ****faces, I didn't think so.

First, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACES! Now I don't know what kind of mafia-related bull**** powerplay you're trying to pull here, but Mop it up isn't the one you should be voting for. So whatever you're thinking, you better think again, otherwise I'm going to have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly ****in' firestorm upon you. You're going to have to call the ****in' governor to get a ****in' binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, mother****er. I will massacre you. I WILL **** YOU UP!

Shaymin · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:56:31 PM »

Well, seeing as SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the jail cell this morning... vote vudu.

Sundoulos · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:59:23 PM »

~~I'm going to jump on the points bandwagon and~~ ~~Vote Mop it up~~.

Edit: Okay I've been told by multiple people that voting Mop it up is a bad idea. retract vote from mop it up to Vote vudu.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Shaymin on October 25, 2010, 09:56:31 PM

Well, seeing as SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the jail cell this morning... vote vudu.

It's clear one ****er here never saw the greatest ****in' movie ever made: Tropic Thunder.

vudu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:04:44 PM »

What the frick? Well, it looks like one of us is going to get voted out and I'm too pretty for radio so it can't be me. VOTE MOP IT UP.

Sorry, but you really didn't think Birdo would make it in Hollywood, did you?

noname2200 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:10:53 PM »

I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be my style. ... Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. vote vudu

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:28:29 PM »

Since it's the first day and I've nothing better to go on, I'll go along with wild speculation.

Vote vudu

apdude · « **Reply #23 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:38:19 PM »

This is an interesting case, lot in's and out's and what have you's.

~~Vote Mop It Up~~

Let's see what happens. Forcing some night manuevers could cause a "whammy" after all!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:40:55 PM »

Good idea, ****head. Leave the vote in the hands of the ****in' mafia. Nice one, smart-***.

(I really hope you people saw Tom Cruise's role in Tropic Thunder...)

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