Look, ****sticks, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the **** out of here before I snap your ****s off and jam them into your ***es?
****, how many of you ****ers here have been blessed by the mother-****in' pope? No one else? Yeah, ****faces, I didn't think so.
First, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACES! Now I don't know what kind of mafia-related bull**** powerplay you're trying to pull here, but Mop it up isn't the one you should be voting for. So whatever you're thinking, you better think again, otherwise I'm going to have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly ****in' firestorm upon you. You're going to have to call the ****in' governor to get a ****in' binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, mother****er. I will massacre you. I WILL **** YOU UP!