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Offline ShyGuy

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I hurt my back.
« on: July 11, 2011, 10:35:20 PM »
I just stood up wrong on Saturday and threw it out. I haven't hurt my back in years. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHAT CAN I DO?

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 10:49:27 PM »
I've thrown out my back a couple of times; both times it happened while doing mundane tasks.   I'd recommend visiting a chiropractor; unfortunately, other than that, the only thing you can do is get rest and give it time.
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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:10:53 PM »
Ergonomic Kneeling chair. Thats what I sit in. Chiropractor seems to help my wife.
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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:12:00 PM »
Ergonomic Kneeling chair. Thats what I sit in. Chiropractor seems to help my wife.

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 11:23:42 PM »
I'd suggest an extreme sandwich made of advil.  Also ice it, heat will make it worse unless you pulled a muscle in which case heat it.

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:37:14 AM »
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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 12:38:56 AM »
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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 12:39:56 AM »
I'm convinced Chiropractor's do more harm than good, everyone who goes to one then has to go for the rest of their life.

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 01:25:22 AM »
Try spastically jumping around for a while. That's bound to knock it back into place.
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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 01:39:48 PM »
Try spastically jumping around for a while. That's bound to knock it back into place.*

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 01:52:25 PM »
Try spastically jumping around for a while. That's bound to knock it back into place.*

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 02:55:15 PM »
The cure to my back ills was manual labor.

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Re: I hurt my back.
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 05:18:26 PM »
The cure to my back ills was manual labor.
Strengthen those muscles.  You're not built like a Wall-e Human are you?
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