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QuoteOriginally posted by: WanderingQuoteOriginally posted by: Smoke39QuoteOriginally posted by: KhushrenadaQuoteOriginally posted by: Infernal MonkeyYou know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed? But then you'd have to lie around in your own piss. D:
Originally posted by: WanderingQuoteOriginally posted by: Smoke39QuoteOriginally posted by: KhushrenadaQuoteOriginally posted by: Infernal MonkeyYou know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?
Originally posted by: Smoke39QuoteOriginally posted by: KhushrenadaQuoteOriginally posted by: Infernal MonkeyYou know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?
Originally posted by: KhushrenadaQuoteOriginally posted by: Infernal MonkeyYou know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.
Originally posted by: Infernal MonkeyYou know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting?
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