Author Topic: I'm looking for a girlfriend... (Read 6568 times)

ShyGuy · « **on:** January 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM »

It's not how old they are, it's how much they weigh. Probably around 100-130 pounds. Should I tell a butchering story next?

Crimm · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:50:39 PM »

trying too hard

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 02:29:37 PM »

WHAT IS THIS LIBEL

vudu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:29:24 PM »

I ROFL'd so hard.

Kytim89 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:05:15 PM »

I remember in high school this chick commented to me that I did not have a girlfriend and I mentioned to her that it would be easier to get a girlfriend if the athletes did not horde all of the action. Of course the girl got offended, which I pointed out that the only reason she was upset was because it was true.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:31:19 PM »

That quote was taken out of context. I was talking about male or female sheep not a female human.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:35:18 PM »

I didn't get it til I saw vudu's comment, then I lol'd too. Shyguy is keeping this ship afloat.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:42:43 PM »

Because he intends to sink it.

Is it not true?

I can help with that.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:49:13 PM »

I wanna jump this Carnival cruise ship off of a jet ski ramp before it sinks.

UncleBob · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:39:10 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 06:31:19 PM

That quote was taken out of context. I was talking about male or female sheep not a female human.

Wait - you're looking for a girlfriend in male or female sheep?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:49:24 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:57:00 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 07:49:24 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

Killing and eating a male or female sheep that becomes your girlfriend? Have you no shame?!

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:09:27 PM »

Please explain yourself Shyguy. What the heck does this topic have to do with me?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:11:51 PM »

Everyone is taking my posts out of context and twisting my words.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:26:24 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 08:00:31 PM

This is how Maxi must feel...

So you found some for your girl...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:07:55 PM »

some what? feminine hygiene products? No.

This post was about in response to eating lamb. Vudu, explain to these people what I'm talking about.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:15:31 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 07:49:24 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

Are you sure this has nothing to do with humans?

vudu · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2011, 02:09:22 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 09:07:55 PM

Vudu, explain to these people what I'm talking about.

I haven't the foggiest idea. Yaoi, maybe?

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:39:28 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 14, 2011, 01:22:54 PM

This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

What the hell?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:43:25 PM »

Quote from: UncleBob on January 14, 2011, 07:39:28 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 14, 2011, 01:22:54 PM
This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

What the hell?

I didn't post that here. I thought UncleBob was the good cop and vudu the bad cop. Turns out they are all bad.

nickmitch · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:53:21 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 14, 2011, 01:22:54 PM

This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

More things you wanna date, kill, then eat??

Crimm · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:02:58 PM »

Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.

unless they're funny

ShyGuy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on January 14, 2011, 08:02:58 PM

Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.

LISTEN TO YOUR ADMIN

Quote

unless they're funny

DONT LISTEN TO YOUR ADMIN

that Baby guy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:14:03 PM »

Maybe they just got the wrong guy...

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on January 14, 2011, 08:02:58 PM

Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.

unless they're funny

So you won't be posting here?

Crimm · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2011, 01:23:06 AM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on January 14, 2011, 10:15:47 PM

Quote from: Crimm on January 14, 2011, 08:02:58 PM
Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.

unless they're funny

So you won't be posting here?

You are so banned.

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Author Topic: I'm looking for a girlfriend... (Read 6568 times)