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Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« on: May 05, 2010, 05:14:32 PM »
My name is BlackNMild2k1....

and I am addicted to amazon.com


I see something for sale and I look at it out of curiosity but when I realize the price is pretty good, I don't get charged tax and shipping is free, I can't help but purchase the item is it was something I was considering in the first place.

If I find something I want on sale but don't qualify for Free shipping, then I search the site thoroughly looking for a deal on anything else I might want/need that ill push me just over the qualifications of free shipping.

My name is BlackNMild2k1 and I have a problem.


Now confess your addictions and lets see where this takes us.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2010, 05:16:18 PM by BlackNMild2k1 »

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 05:19:26 PM »
im addicted to stealing liposuction fat from human bio waste dumps and turning it into soap and selling it on Amazon.com
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 05:19:54 PM »
Tyler Durden?

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 05:35:39 PM »
im addicted to stealing liposuction fat from human bio waste dumps and turning it into soap and selling it on Amazon.com

Your LuvSudz54!?

I love your soap. I rated it 5 stars.... 3 times. Best soap anywhere.

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 06:11:43 PM »
I'm addicted to the internet. I can't stop posting on forums and watching videos online. Help!

Sincerely Maxi.
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 06:25:21 PM »
Hi, my name is The Unagi

*Hi The Unagi*

I am addicted to the internet.

First off, I'm addicted to torrents. I download something new everyday. Even when I'm out doing God knows what, my computer is on, downloading the latest movie. It's become so bad that I have to delete files just so I can download new ones. For examples, my music collection has become so big, I had to put half of it on my ipod.

But that's not all, when I'm bored, I'll check out TV stream sites like justin.tv and ninjavideo.net and watch shows or documentaries. I can literally watch anything at anytime. And I do.

And then there's my productivity at work. During a given day I probably do a solid hour's worth of work. The other time is spent perusing through sites like this one, newscientist, bbc, cnn, imdb, rottentomatoes and so on and so forth; simply bouncing from article to article in the most random of fashions. Yesterday I read up on New Zealand for a 40 minutes. Why? Maybe because I want to go there, but mostly because it was interesting.

Then there's the communication aspect of the internet; the email, the skype, the facebook, the couchsurfers. I smoked a joint last week with my buddy in South Africa over skype, and it wasn't the first time, nor will it be the last. I check my email at least once a day. I facebook on the weekends to find parties. And I respond to requests to surf my couch at least 4 times a month.

And lastly, there's the porn. ================ ===== = ========== = = ========================= == = ====== nuff said ================ ============== ====================== =================== = ======

So yeah....I would call myself a genuinely active person, but even when I'm away from my computer, I still use the internet. I need help! I have a problem!

Sincerely,
The Unagi

P.S. Damn you Maxi!
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 06:59:47 PM »
I'm addicted to Alpha Bounce.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 07:05:44 PM »
Vudu, won't you do your part to help cure Maxi's addiction?
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 07:24:57 PM »
Every time I try to help Maxi he whines to the admins.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »
He's taken the 1st step and admitted that he has a problem.
He also asked for help, so that to me looks like he's giving you permission to "help".

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 07:40:52 PM »
How have you tried to help vudu?
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 07:51:47 PM »
I've given you numerous opportunities to prove you're not a humorless stick-in-the mud.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 07:55:23 PM »
Humorless stick in the mud...

Maybe I am just acting like that because I want to.
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 01:38:01 AM »
im addicted to stealing liposuction fat from human bio waste dumps and turning it into soap and selling it on Amazon.com

Your LuvSudz54!?

I love your soap. I rated it 5 stars.... 3 times. Best soap anywhere.

yeah makes your skin feel so enriched, doesn't it?
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 01:41:25 AM »
wtf
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« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2010, 01:45:01 AM »
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2010, 01:46:51 AM »
no... don't pull a maelstrom on me!
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2010, 04:48:04 AM »
I'm addicted to addictions. No one wants to touch that issue.

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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2010, 07:25:00 AM »
the answers are in this thread

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29815.0

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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2010, 10:50:20 AM »
My name is insanolord and I'm addicted to buying iPhone apps.

This really stems from my problem of my mind seeing something costing less than $10 as being the same as it being free. A look in iTunes shows that I have over 250 apps, which is a problem because the iPhone SpringBoard home screen only holds 180, which means there are over 70 apps, most of which I paid money for, that I am unable to use. Still, I can't stop myself from grabbing a new one when I see one that sounds cool. $2 or $3 here or there seems like nothing, but it adds up pretty fast.
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2010, 09:37:59 PM »
My name is Peachylala and I have an unhealthy addiction to score attacking.
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2010, 10:35:38 PM »
How do you do,

My name is Keith "Monkey" Warren, and I'm an Adict

I might also be addicted to Chinese Takeaway

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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2010, 12:05:44 AM »
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2010, 12:25:57 AM »
I think I may be addicted to annoying Brandogg, but who wouldn't be when it's this fun and easy?
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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2010, 04:49:19 AM »
I'm addicted to procrastination...like the paper I have that is due tomorrow.  :P:
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2010, 05:11:51 AM »
I'm addicted to procrastination...like the paper I have that is due tomorrow.  :P: :

Did you ever finish that paper?

I've been meaning to ask you that since the day after you posted that.

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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2010, 05:18:32 AM »
LOL, I just got it back today from the teacher.

I was really tired the morning it was due so I took a '20 minute power nap'. I woke up 5 minutes past when my alarm was supposed to go off and reset it for another 10 minutes. Did this again and then slept until I had an hour before class. I had set the alarm for PM instead of AM and was to tired to take my body's hint that I was sleeping past it. So I had to scramble to wrap up the paper early and finish my reference page and get to school before class started. It was a page short of the minimum required length.

And the final score I got was...100%  :cool; This baby is 40% of the total class grade too. Am I a pro(crastinator) or what?
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2010, 05:29:50 AM »
im addicted to Maxi
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2010, 05:35:04 AM »
Every woman is bound by the necessity of 'Maxi' in their life from time to time ;)
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2010, 05:44:05 AM »
Every woman is bound by the necessity of 'Maxi' in their life from time to time ;)

That is until the get introduced to his younger slimmer brother who just loves to hang around.

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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2010, 05:50:27 AM »
Some women hate maxi's brother.
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« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2010, 08:48:08 PM »
You're all morons.

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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2010, 05:15:14 AM »
You're all morons.

I'll take that as a step up from the calls of 'idiot' when we play Monster Hunter and I engage the Rathian like a hooting barbarian.
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2010, 06:49:44 AM »
You're all morons.

Who's the real moron, the moron or the person who it took this long to figure out we were morons?
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Re: Addicts Anonymous... or AA for short
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2010, 03:22:25 PM »
I'm addicted to buying music I almost never listen to. . .


And also porn.
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2010, 04:44:39 PM »
I'll take that as a step up from the calls of 'idiot' when we play Monster Hunter and I engage the Rathian like a hooting barbarian.
You're climbing up the ladder. Who knows, some day you may yet impress me.

Who's the real moron, the moron or the person who it took this long to figure out we were morons?
What makes you think I didn't figure it out a long time ago? It warrants repeating.

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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2010, 05:16:00 PM »
And yet she just can't stay away from us. I think we're irresistible to her.
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« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2010, 07:37:29 PM »
My curiosity knows no bounds. You're a fascinating group of individuals, there is much which can be learned through observation.

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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2010, 10:26:52 PM »
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