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Offline Stogi

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Haiku Thread
« on: February 19, 2009, 05:39:05 PM »
I think I'm racist
Chinese delivery man?
Just a man with food
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black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 05:50:27 PM »
Silly Kashogi
This thread already exists
You can find it here
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 05:55:06 PM »
Well crap...
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 07:39:09 PM »
hahahahaha
ah hahahahaha-ha
hahahahaha
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 02:04:28 AM »
the search engine is worthless
it cannot find
old haiku thread

the search engine is fricking stupid, it gets the same stuff for each search, what happened nwr?
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 11:48:03 AM »
Nothing.  The search engine never worked.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 02:11:06 PM »
Quote from: ThePerm on February 20, 2009, 02:04:28 AM
the search engine is worthless
it cannot find
old haiku thread

Your haiku is all wrong
The lines should read as follows:
Five, seven, five again
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 06:21:12 PM »
hahahahaha
ah hahahahaha-ha
hahahahaha
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 06:30:14 PM »
oops, i tend to forget..what would we call that
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2009, 11:36:04 AM »
Quote from: D_Average on February 20, 2009, 06:21:12 PM
hahahahaha
ah hahahahaha-ha
hahahahaha

ah, hardy har har
seriously.. please stop
don't steal my jokes, bro
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on February 21, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
Quote from: D_Average on February 20, 2009, 06:21:12 PM
hahahahaha
ah hahahahaha-ha
hahahahaha

ah, hardy har har
seriously.. please stop
don't steal my jokes, bro

I'm just so lazy
copy and paste for the win
how could i resist?
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 03:01:55 PM »
Quote from: D_Average on February 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM
Quote from: EasyCure on February 21, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
Quote from: D_Average on February 20, 2009, 06:21:12 PM
hahahahaha
ah hahahahaha-ha
hahahahaha

ah, hardy har har
seriously.. please stop
don't steal my jokes, bro

I'm just so lazy
copy and paste for the win
how could i resist?

I will forgive you
I too am very lazy
copy and paste, yay!
« Last Edit: February 22, 2009, 09:56:30 PM by EasyCure »
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Offline Stogi

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 09:50:05 PM »
You guys both suck ass

Vudu, yours goes 6-7-6; not a haiku.

EC, yours goes 5-6-5; not a haiku.

D_Average was the only one that got it right.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2009, 09:58:39 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on February 22, 2009, 09:50:05 PM
You guys both suck ass

EC, yours goes 5-6-5; not a haiku.


i was off, so what?
who are you; haiku police?
so many questions
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2009, 11:02:19 PM »
There were no questions.
There were only statements made.
And yes, we are cops.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2009, 09:09:31 AM »
you are mistaken
please re-read and try again
and **** the police
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2009, 03:55:48 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on February 22, 2009, 09:50:05 PM
You guys both suck ass

Vudu, yours goes 6-7-6; not a haiku.

EC, yours goes 5-6-5; not a haiku.

D_Average was the only one that got it right.

my training paid off
i'm a certified teacher
vindicated, YES!!!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2009, 05:43:33 PM »
I am so ashamed
Bury my head in my hands
Wait, need those to count
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2009, 09:35:37 PM »
Haikus can be fun
But sometimes are confusing
Refridgerator

Yeah. What now?
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2009, 09:49:27 AM »
Throwing a dog pie
Still stuck in same old Subspace
Someday I'll move to Finland
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2009, 12:34:53 PM »
Traditionally Haiku's have to be also about nature, and use nature to express a broader emotion or opinion.

Chills run up my skin
Winds Whistle the leafs drift down
Change is Coming Soon



A Change In Seasons
Abroad two doves find shelter
Korea is Home
« Last Edit: February 27, 2009, 12:15:43 AM by Spak-Spang »
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2009, 09:22:20 PM »
Quote from: Spak-Spang on February 24, 2009, 12:34:53 PM
Traditionally Haiku's have to be also about nature, and use nature to express a broader emotion or opinion.

Dude, refridgerators are like the definition of nature!
YES!
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