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Throwing Svevan a bone.
« on: February 20, 2007, 08:55:52 AM »
Alright. So, Svevan wants some attention. He wants some way to prove himself better than Bloodworth. He can't ban people or seem to lock threads. (By the way, check out the Gamecube forum for Bloodworth's latest locked thread and instaban. Just awsome.) It seems there is only one way in which Svevan could hope to compete. Yes, I'm talking about a movie discussion. I know that even in this area, Bloodworth still has the advantage but at least Svevan can put up some sort of fight in this topic.

So, to begin with, did you see the movie Breach, Svevan? What did you think of it?
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 09:10:32 AM »
He's going to come in here and give us some crap about how The Falcon and the Snowman was a better movie.  Then he'll tell us to go watch a thirty year old documentary we've never heard of before even though it's supposedly the greatest film ever made.  Finally, he'll try to convince us that Matt Damon is perfectly believable as a government assassin.

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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2007, 09:20:20 AM »
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2007, 09:20:24 AM »
He would rival Bloodworth...if he hanged around more often!!!
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2007, 10:35:03 AM »
Why should two good man fight each other...Khushrenada shame on you, *points index finger at Khushrenada* instigator.

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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2007, 10:45:27 AM »
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Why should two good man fight each other...Khushrenada shame on you, *points index finger at Khushrenada* instigator.


He's too in love with Bloodworth. He wants to pit him against other mods just so he can see his hero triumph.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2007, 11:02:26 AM »
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Why should two good man fight each other...Khushrenada shame on you, *points index finger at Khushrenada* instigator.


Vote Khushrenada I think he's the NWR Mods Mafia Instigator.

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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2007, 04:37:54 PM »
Quick! Where's Athrun? Normally he does the vote Khushrenada joke.

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Why should two good man fight each other...Khushrenada shame on you, *points index finger at Khushrenada* instigator.


Hey. I did not start this fight. I'm just trying to end it. Svevan said that he questioned Bloodworth's manhood. (Apparently, he wanted to know what manhood is or something so he asked the expert)

Then, when Bloodworth proves who really is the men among boys here, (not the bast expression but whatever) Svevan suddenly wants to be a part of everyone's conversation and wants everyone to know he is a mod too and what's to be considered as a great mod. So, I gave him that chance.

But now everyone is attacking me for doing that. I understand why. Everyone here knows Bloodworth is the best mod and can't believe I would try to challenge that. Well, I just want to assure you that out of everyone on this board, I am the LAST person who would ever say that there is another mod greater than Bloodworth. SHAME ON YOU ALL for thinking that! So, put away your accusations and votes and let's put this misunderstanding behind us. Everything is right again in the world and you can all rest easy still knowing Bloodworth is the king of NWR just like you want him to be.



In other news, it seems that Svevan can't even offer his opinion on a movie. I know Bloodworth would have no trouble rendering a quick and decisive opinion on what he thought of something. But it seems Svevan can't do that. He's a flip-flopper. Can't make up his mind. Can't act. Flip-flops.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2007, 04:51:02 PM »
Yeah for Svevan the nicest mod on planet earth!
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2007, 05:01:00 PM »
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Yeah for Svevan the nicest mod on planet earth!



I don't know where you come from Missy but here that is a bannable offense.
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2007, 05:15:58 PM »
I haven't seen Breach because I'm not a HOMO.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2007, 05:26:25 PM »
Well, I tried to give Svevan a chance. Should have known it wouldn't work.

You might as well lock this thread Bloodworth.



By the way, contrary to what some people may think. I don't actually hate Svevan. Why, he's one of the last people to still keep his F-Zero Mafia avatar. That shows the respect we have for one another.


(looks up) Hmmmm.


Contrary to what some people may think, I don't actually like Svevan. Instead of keeping his F-Zero mafia avatar, he changed it in a show of fealty to his superior, Bloodworth. (Which obviously is expected.) That shows the respect he has for Bloodworth.
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2007, 05:27:29 PM »
Bloodworth's overrated IMHO.

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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2007, 05:39:21 PM »
There will be no locking of this thread. This thread is devoted to me. I'M AWESOME.


Oh look, is that me being awesome?


There I am being awesome again.


Someone please make it stop!
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2007, 05:41:59 PM »
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2007, 05:45:20 PM »
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There I am being awesome again.


Oh God, you look like Seth Green's stunt double.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2007, 05:50:26 PM »
Wow Svevan. You're the real lord of the dance.

(Svevan is dragged off stage)

Don't worry folks. He'll get the help he needs.




(And just in case there are some people out there confused by that, it is a reference to The Simpsons episode: Trash of the Titans. You can see the clip here: Just imagine Svevan as Homer and Bloodworth as U2's Bono. which is a fitting comparison.)
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2007, 06:12:03 PM »
"That's not America! That's not even Mexico!" - Svevan (or Homer)

So... are we gonna talk about movies or what?  

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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2007, 06:16:31 PM »
Sadly, no. As I just said in another thread, (and I do hate repeating things in different threads. It just makes them so redundant. Like this one.) Svevan doesn't actually watch movies. As you can see from those photos, he's blind. Svevan has to feel movies instead.
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2007, 06:21:38 PM »
Let's talk about movies. I'm game. Throw one at me.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2007, 06:26:45 PM »
I would but your hand-eye cordination isn't that good and I might hurt you. I will, however, name a movie so that you can talk about how good it is since that seems to be what you want.

The Great Escape.  



EDIT: Well, sorry folks. I don't know how long Svevan is going to take with this thing. Maybe he has gone to watch the movie right now. But it's almost 1:00 in the morning where I am and I have to be up by 8:00, so I'm afraid I'll have to continue this discussion right now. However, do not fear that you will be left alone with Svevan and his movie reviews. Just remember: If there's an emergency, just sound the horn of urgency. I'm sure that I or better yet, Bloodworth, will be able to help you out.
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2007, 06:40:29 PM »
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Let's talk about movies. I'm game. Throw one at me.




Oh crap dude!  I did not mean to do that!!  I am SO sorry!!
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RE:Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2007, 06:44:47 PM »
I warned you that he's blind!

EDIT: Oh, I get it. More repression. Awesome!
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2007, 06:52:40 PM »
I haven't seen The Great Escape Khush. Pick a movie that I've seen and I'll write a whole blog about it by tomorrow night. Gimme a few to choose from.
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RE: Throwing Svevan a bone.
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 07:04:17 PM »
How come you sound so much more girly in the podcasts than you look, Svev?

Also, what in the blazes is that guy in the background of that black and white photo doing?  Is he like sneezing while attempting to devour a whole chicken or something?
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