About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.
She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling.
I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself, I said;
"I wanna be, the very best, like no-one ever was, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside."
I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.
The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.
Should I be feeling bad right now?