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How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« on: March 20, 2013, 04:10:05 AM »


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« Last Edit: March 21, 2013, 12:29:54 AM by Crimm »
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Re: How to be like Crimm
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 06:13:09 PM »
The knee pads are so tight the blood is collecting in his legs. It's not doing anything for his ass.
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Re: How to be like Crimm
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 06:56:37 PM »
Video from Pax-East please
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Re: How to be like Crimm
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2013, 07:43:57 PM »
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2013, 12:30:55 AM »
1 sec, I'm busy lifting 458 lbs over my head like its nothing.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2013, 12:36:39 AM »
Hey, it is possible. For those who watch wrestling, some wrestlers are that strong (The Big Show weighs about 450 pounds and John Cena has lifted Big Show up onto his shoulders).
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2013, 08:27:27 AM »
Quote from: TJ Spyke on March 21, 2013, 12:36:39 AM
Hey, it is possible. For those who watch wrestling, some wrestlers are that strong (The Big Show weighs about 450 pounds and John Cena has lifted Big Show up onto his shoulders).
It's all done with wires and mirrors, man. Andy Kaufman proved it!
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2013, 09:22:31 AM »
Quote from: TJ Spyke on March 21, 2013, 12:36:39 AM
Hey, it is possible. For those who watch wrestling, some wrestlers are that strong (The Big Show weighs about 450 pounds and John Cena has lifted Big Show up onto his shoulders).
That's mostly done with his legs though. He would never be able to actually pick up Big Show and put him on his shoulders.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2013, 04:23:21 PM »
In a way I think its impressive he lifted that much and then just casually drops it and breaks into dance.  Also be be what roughly 1 Forummer per Arm because we're not cutting people in half.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2013, 05:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Ceric on March 21, 2013, 04:23:21 PM
In a way I think its impressive he lifted that much and then just casually drops it and breaks into dance.

It's not so much impressive as much as it is disturbing. Lifting that weight clearly caused a blood vessel to pop in his brain causing him to involuntarily move his limbs. That ain't no dance. That's a spasm.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2013, 05:06:11 PM »
Don't blaspheme against the James Jones Shimmy.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2013, 05:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Crimm on March 21, 2013, 12:30:55 AM
1 sec, I'm busy lifting 458 lbs over my head like its nothing.
and he's typing on the keyboard with only the concentrated power of the shockwave generated from each lift.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2013, 05:34:54 PM »
Quote from: pokepal148 on March 21, 2013, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Crimm on March 21, 2013, 12:30:55 AM
1 sec, I'm busy lifting 458 lbs over my head like its nothing.
and he's typing on the keyboard with only the concentrated power of the shockwave generated from Dancing Pecks like Soda Popinski's.
Fixed thats for ya.
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Re: How to be the Strongest (like Crimm)
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2013, 05:44:54 PM »
Quote from: pokepal148 on March 21, 2013, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Crimm on March 21, 2013, 12:30:55 AM
1 sec, I'm busy lifting 458 lbs over my head like its nothing.
and he's typing on the keyboard with only the concentrated power of the shockwave generated from each lift.

wait, small update: he's apparently able to do it by merely flexing now!!?!
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