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RE:Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 10:24:01 AM »
I don't really like this one.  I mean, why the hell would Yoda and Darth Vader go to Earth to fight over some damn cursed sword?
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RE: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 10:24:21 AM »
Me thinks Namco wants to outdo Nintendo when it comes to surprise character reveals XP .

But I am puzzled as to how Namco got the Star Wars license when Lucasarts has it locked with an iron grip...
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RE: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 10:34:44 AM »
"But I am puzzled as to how Namco got the Star Wars license when Lucasarts has it locked with an iron grip"

Since Lucasarts has, you know, "Lucas" in the title I imagine their rights to the Star Wars licence is like Nintendo's rights to Mario.  They either get a cut or George Lucas just says "Star Wars guys are in Soul Calibur" and the discussion ends there.

I think it looks pretty silly but I'm mostly offended by Yoda fighting with a lightsaber.  I don't care if he did it in the sh!tty prequels.  It looked f*cking stupid then and it looks f*cking stupid now.  It's a shame that I can rarely enjoy new Star Wars related stuff anymore because it always has post-1997 crap in there f*cking it up for me.  

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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 11:04:32 AM »
Wow, Namco is desperate.
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RE: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 11:30:11 AM »
Remember when people whined about Snake in Brawl?

Yeah, I thought they were full of sh*t back then too.
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 11:56:23 AM »
Did NOT see that coming.
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RE: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 12:11:06 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 12:23:04 PM »
Oh, for crying out loud.... At least Link fit the setting! But Vader and Yoda are Sci-Fi! What next, robots?
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 12:31:40 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 12:50:54 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 01:12:16 PM »
I wasn't going to buy SC4 before.

But I sure as hell am now.
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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 01:43:54 PM »
Its official: The new fad in fighting games is the appearance of unlikely characters.

Think about it...

SC II started the trend with Link, Heihachi and Spawn. Then DoA 4 featured Mistress Chief. Most recently, Brawl unveiled Snake from MGS and now we have Star Wars characters in SC IV.

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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 01:58:55 PM »
Wait, this is a bad thing?!?! I may actually get the game now.
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2008, 02:13:29 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 02:13:48 PM »
Reports are coming in that Vader will be exclusive to the PS3 version and Yoda will make an appearance on the 360 only.

If they ever decide to make a Wii version, my guess that good old Obi-Wan Kenobi or Luke Skywalker would fit the bill. Think about it:

Vader: Black like the PS3
Yoda: Green, a color associated with the Xbox brand
Obi-Wan/Luke: Blue lightsabers, the secondary color for Wii.

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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 02:17:13 PM »
Looks like I'll have to get the PS3 version, I never liked that little green troll.
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 02:29:01 PM »
Damn I hope its not true that Vader will be PS3 exclusive. =(
I guess this will be the first (and only) multiconsole game I'll be getting for my PS3 if thats the case.

man it really sucks, Yoda blows.
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RE: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 02:34:27 PM »
Thank you Golden and Arbok for further proving my point =3 .

And yeah, it seems appropriate that Vader is PS3 exclusive. Thinking about it, someone at Sony LOVES Vader. He is engraved on the Star Wars PSP as well...
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2008, 02:39:57 PM »
make a wii version please
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 02:52:26 PM »
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Thank you Golden and Arbok for further proving my point =3 .

And yeah, it seems appropriate that Vader is PS3 exclusive. Thinking about it, someone at Sony LOVES Vader. He is engraved on the Star Wars PSP as well...


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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2008, 03:04:40 PM »
Locutus of Borg would be a great alternate costume for him.
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »
Seriously. If Vader is only on PS3, I, and MANY 360 fans, are going to be really pissed off.
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2008, 05:35:26 PM »
Namco's trying their hardest to stand up to Brawl.
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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2008, 06:43:43 AM »
Aw man!  Server move killed posts!

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RE:Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2008, 06:50:52 AM »
Yeah, I didn't plan on picking this up until now.  Smooth move, Namco.  PS3 version all the way.
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2008, 06:37:57 PM »
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RE:Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2008, 12:23:12 AM »
Normally I don't care if this happens or not, but this is sure starting to look like "How do we get people to buy the same game over and over?  Add just a few characters from other franchises to each iteration!  Can we get them to buy each build too?  Yeah we'll spread the characters out between them!"

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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2008, 05:01:33 AM »
you know, I'm kinda wondering what kind of crappy reason they're going to use, to explain why Darth Vader/Yoda can't beat their oponents with their eyes closed, as it should be... (I mean, grip/win... pull/stab/win works too!)
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« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2008, 05:10:40 AM »
Won't matter one bit if they don't fix the series biggest issue, at any decent level of play it became incredibly obvious that Soul Calibur was hacked together gameplay, that goes triple for SC3.  And without an arcade release first, I doubt the game is even being considered for somewhat serious play.  Now with the addition of these two, it just became increasingly obvious just who they're trying to get to buy this game.  

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« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2008, 05:25:34 AM »
Hey, at least they are scaled correctly, mirite?

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« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2008, 05:54:53 AM »
Seriously, why did they have to go and put these ridiculously unfitting characters into this game? At least Link/Spawn/Heihachi were somewhat fitting when they inserted them into SC2 (well I suppose Spawn is debatable, but Link and Heihachi definitely fit well). I just don't get it.
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« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2008, 12:50:00 PM »
lol, I like to play as Yoda because I like the model better and I'm pretty sure they'll play the same except for height.
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« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2008, 12:55:24 PM »
The time warp has totally confused this thread.
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« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2008, 01:10:06 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2008, 05:45:35 PM »
yoda is xbox colored, and darth vader is ps3 colored....
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« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2008, 03:07:07 AM »
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Reports are coming in that Vader will be exclusive to the PS3 version and Yoda will make an appearance on the 360 only.

If they ever decide to make a Wii version, my guess that good old Obi-Wan Kenobi or Luke Skywalker would fit the bill. Think about it:

Vader: Black like the PS3
Yoda: Green, a color associated with the Xbox brand
Obi-Wan/Luke: Blue lightsabers, the secondary color for Wii.


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What would he fight with?


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« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2008, 09:58:41 AM »
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« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2008, 03:53:24 PM »
Vader only on PS3?

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« Reply #48 on: January 12, 2008, 06:45:25 PM »
I learned the hard way with SC2 that just because the game has Link it it doesn't mean I'll play it for more than a few hours before growing tired of it and giving it to Cap.
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« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2008, 10:03:07 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2008, 08:14:08 AM »
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« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2008, 08:44:50 AM »
Cap and Pap are two different people.
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I learned the hard way with SC2 that just because the game has Link it it doesn't mean I'll play it for more than a few hours before growing tired of it and giving it to Cap.


pap is poor confirmed i feel bad, thats kinda mean..


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« Reply #54 on: January 17, 2008, 01:12:43 AM »
The more I think about it, the more I'm thinking, LucasArts owns one character that would fit in this game way better than Darth Vader...

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« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2008, 01:58:07 AM »
You know, I stopped carrying about Calibur when the developers admitted that when they designed Soul Calibur 3 they didn't care about balance the gameplay/characters because it was a straight to home console game and people wouldn't feel cheated out of their quarter.

So basically, they didn't care as much about the game because it wasn't in the arcade?  They would just rather design cool moves with little to no balance?  Geez great.

Well, they said they learned their mistake for SC4, but I don't trust them anymore.  Soul Calibur 2 will be the last great game in that series.  


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« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2008, 02:01:49 AM »
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« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2008, 07:05:18 AM »
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You know, I stopped carrying about Calibur when the developers admitted that when they designed Soul Calibur 3 they didn't care about balance the gameplay/characters because it was a straight to home console game and people wouldn't feel cheated out of their quarter.



So basically, they didn't care as much about the game because it wasn't in the arcade?  They would just rather design cool moves with little to no balance?  Geez great.



Well, they said they learned their mistake for SC4, but I don't trust them anymore.  Soul Calibur 2 will be the last great game in that series.


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« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2008, 07:30:38 AM »
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« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2008, 07:43:45 AM »
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You know, I stopped carrying about Calibur when the developers admitted that when they designed Soul Calibur 3 they didn't care about balance the gameplay/characters because it was a straight to home console game and people wouldn't feel cheated out of their quarter.



So basically, they didn't care as much about the game because it wasn't in the arcade?  They would just rather design cool moves with little to no balance?  Geez great.



Well, they said they learned their mistake for SC4, but I don't trust them anymore.  Soul Calibur 2 will be the last great game in that series.


Yeah I've heard this too and it would explain why Soul Calibur 3 was so unbalanced and broken.  But everything that has been shown for SC4 makes it look like it'll be even worse.  The Soul Calibur series has pretty much become nothing more then a joke now.  All Namco really cares about is how large they can increase the chest sizes of all the women in an effort to appeal to the horny teenage male audience.  The fact that they've put Yoda and Darth Vader into the game only helps to strengthen that argument since large breast and Star Wars are bond to get young mens attention.  And the sad thing is, the game will probobly sell well because of these facts as well.

Now Soul Calibur 4 could actually end up being good, but the fact that so far Namco has done nothing but focus on style instead of showing us any real substance doesn't give me any faith in this one turning out well either.  The way this series is going, I fully expect a Soul Calibur Extreme Beach Volleyball game to be announced by 2009.
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« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2008, 08:10:28 AM »
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« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2008, 04:26:41 PM »
Even if they didn't say it, they expressed it in the game itself.  SC3 was broken beyond belief.  To the point where a lot of SC veterans who played in the tournament scene around here dropped the series like a bad habit over it.  IMO, the whole series didn't have that great of an engine to begin with.  The only reason a lot of people started saying anything now is because beforehand you could sort of work with it, but SC3 really exposed the BS of the series tenfold while somehow adding it's own crap on top of it.  No matter what they say, the core engine itself is not going to be changed all that much because it would set off the fanbase.  Adding Yoda and Darth Vader just confirms to me what they plan on doing with the game.  Fixing the engine and balance overall isn't one of those things.  

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« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2008, 02:30:11 AM »
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« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2008, 02:34:34 AM »
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« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2008, 12:37:07 AM »
I'm still pretty annoyed that this won't be on wii.
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« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2008, 09:08:47 AM »
Hey guys, Link is in the game!
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« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2008, 02:26:46 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: April 15, 2008, 03:33:17 PM »
I read somewhere that Yoda would be downloadable on the 360 and vice versa with Vader on the PS3.  I imagine that each system will have a timed exclusive before being able to purchase the other one through PSN or Live.  Of course, don't quote me on that.

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« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2008, 03:40:08 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2008, 04:43:22 PM »
Yeah, why hasn't Kirk ever been playable in a fighting game?

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« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2008, 05:33:32 AM »
Yeah, why hasn't Kirk ever been playable in a fighting game?
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« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2008, 11:27:00 PM »
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« Reply #76 on: April 27, 2008, 06:24:33 PM »
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Apparently they also have stages...What is this crap?  Link didn't get HIS own stage, and a forest-type stage would have, you know, ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!?  Good job ruining the game even further, Namco...

Well, Link did have his own music, and his "home" stages (the cathedral and the tree-filled courtyard) were pretty appropriate aesthetically. Tho Spawn and Heihachi weren't as fortunate, as they were both too modern to fit into the SC setting. So how Darth Vader's gonna work is beyond me...

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Re: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2008, 08:23:06 PM »
Well Star Wars is set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away so it shouldn't be too hard :) Actually now that I think about it, Tatooine for Vader and Dagobah for Yoda would be pretty good.
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« Reply #78 on: April 30, 2008, 01:05:48 PM »
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Re: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2008, 02:37:23 PM »
I was just reading a bit about this game, and stumbled on this bit of information:

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Soulcalibur IV will feature an all-new Critical Finisher system. This time there will be another gauge under the characters' Health Meter, known as the Soul Gauge. This meter will fill up when attacking and decrease when guarding. When the meter is empty, the opponent can do a strike that breaks off a part from the character's armor, altering their appearance and making them weaker for the remainder of the match. There are also three green boxes below the gauges, reflecting the state of the characters armor: high, mid, or low.

If the character manages to empty out the opponent's Soul Gauge again, they will get a short chance to perform a powerful Critical Finisher, which will kill the opponent instantly. Each character has their own personal Critical Finisher. Namco says that they developed the Soul Gauge to decrease the benefits from constant guarding, thus giving the game a faster tempo. It subsequently would make the matches more offensive, as well.

Pretty interesting, I think it'll have a profound effect on the game. Most fighting games tend to get too defensive so this might make it much more offensive and fast paced.
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« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2008, 04:37:58 PM »
Apparently they also have stages...What is this crap?  Link didn't get HIS own stage, and a forest-type stage would have, you know, ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!?  Good job ruining the game even further, Namco...

So giving characters stages=ruining the game?

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« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2008, 04:42:20 PM »
No, what's wrong with YOU?

Soul Calibur has always had a clear-cut Renaissance-time period feel to it, and adding random sci-fi locations is bloody stupid...
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« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2008, 06:27:19 PM »
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« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2008, 07:35:40 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2008, 07:40:25 PM »
I can see them all just fine.

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Re: Soul Calibur Jumps the Shark, and then beats it with a lightsaber
« Reply #87 on: July 01, 2008, 04:40:12 PM »
Soul Calibur 4
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« Reply #88 on: July 01, 2008, 04:50:51 PM »
2.0GB save file?!?  Surely that's a typo, right?
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« Reply #89 on: July 01, 2008, 04:53:04 PM »
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« Reply #90 on: July 01, 2008, 05:12:21 PM »
2.0GB save file?!?  Surely that's a typo, right?

Nope the japanese product listing had a 6700MB install file and a 2048MB save file. 480p,720p resolution support 5.1 sound.
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« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2008, 05:45:24 PM »
Why the heck is the save file so large?  That's utterly ridiculous.
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« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2008, 06:12:29 PM »
I don't know but it looks like 20GB PS3 owners gotta clean out their fridges :D
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« Reply #93 on: July 02, 2008, 02:47:17 PM »
Why the heck is the save file so large?  That's utterly ridiculous.

I just remembered--SC IV has a create-a-character mode.  That's why the save file is so effing huge and why the hard drive is required for the 360 version.
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