Have you been coming by lately and feeling a little blasé? You scan through the forums at the various topics but they make you feel lethargic so you don't even bother to post anything or add to the discussion? Have you come to the forums excited about some news and left feeling ho-hum?
If this has happened to you, then you've most likely come in contact with a post made by the most negative person on NWR. This is a poster who just can't seem to be pleased by anything Nintendo related. A poster who constantly seems to take an opposing and negative viewpoint compared to what others are stating in a thread. This barrage of downer posts will leave even the most optimistic person feel like giving up life.
I'm sure this little introduction has immediately made anyone reading this think of the same one person I'm here to talk about. I'm talking, of course, about Mop It Up who seems to have finished mopping up whatever it was she was here to mop up and has become a wet blanket from it. Now, if you are new to these forums, you may not know who Mop It Up is or have thought of her as your first choice for most negative poster. So, allow me to bring you up to speed as to why she has this distinction.
On Super Smash Bros 3DS:
the demo actually did convince me to skip buying the game
On Smash Bros. Brawl:
It's only been recently that I've seen other people show some criticism of Brawl; when the game originally released and for several years after, it seemed like everyone loved the game and I was the only one who could see all of its problems. Better late than never I guess
(Man she's even negative about the similar negative response of other people on the same subject.)
On the upcoming Nintendo Direct for Super Smash Bros. Wii U:
I probably won't be watching
(We get it. You don't like Smash Bros. Yeesh.)
On the upcoming Fantasy Life game:
The DLC situation has really soured me on this game
(Sure. Like you were positive about the game before there was DLC.)
On Link's new ride for Mario Kart 8:
This just looks so wrong.
(So quick to judge always.)
On the upcoming Bayonetta 2:
I wasn't planning on buying this game and trying this demo just confirmed that.
(She seems to have something against free demos.)
On the latest NDP top 10 games for the month:
I haven't bought any [and] Mainstream, shmainshtream.
(10 most popular games among players and she hates them all.)
On the recent Wii U update:
I don't have enough digital stuff to care about folders.
Maybe I'll make a "rubbish" folder to place all the useless icons like "Health and Safety" and "Wii U Chat."
(Health and Safety is never rubbish.)
Her feelings on using a forum like this:
the worst part of my day was reading posts on a forum
(Yikes. And yet she still comes here anyways.)
The case is clear. You won't find a more negative poster anywhere else. And if you still don't believe, allow me to post the only true statement she's ever made on this site:
Not usually a good idea to doubt Khushrenada.
So there. What has made her so bitter? We may never know. What can be done about the problem? Well, unfortunately, there is no cure available just yet. Scientists are still working around the clock to find a solution but at present we must live in fear of coming in contact with one of these numerous negative posts.
However, to borrow from another recovery program, sometimes the first step to healing is admitting you have a problem. The second step is identifying the problem. The third step is hiring a contract killer to eliminate the problem. Now, I've already done steps 1 and 2 which means I've done 66.66666667% of the work. But I can't be expected to do it all. I've got a life outside of these forums too, you know.
It involves setting up surveillance equipment and spying on all the NWR forum users. That takes a lot of time. I'm sure the other
10,000+ 8 people using this forum could step up and show some initiative for once in making these forums a better place.
Anyways, I'm not sure where this conversation is now going. I'd just wanted to point out this revelation I just had regarding the forums and it somehow led to this point. While I'd like to find a way to wrap it up in a neat tidy package, camera 3 is out in Shyguy's kitchen so I need to get that replaced asap. I need to clone Insanolord's phone to make sure he hasn't discovered any trace of the massive frame-up job I'm doing on him and I have to meet up with stevey to help him bury another body. (Between you and me, he needs a new hobby.) Gotta go.
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