I woke up bright and early. I look around my hotel room. Breakfast starts in 30 minutes. I put on some dirty clothes and go down to eat. I rather like to eat these buffets alone, the crowds of breakfasting tourists are annoying.
It turns out I did not need to worry. The dining room was mostly empty, and there was no buffet. I sat down and a chef not a waiter came and apologized. I am sorry, we don't have any waiters this weekend. What would you like for breakfast?
I replied, "The special and coffee please."
To my surprise I got a lovely full country breakfast. 2 eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, 2 pancakes, organic maple syrup and organic jams. Truly a lovely breakfast, and spared no expense.
The dining room was still pretty empty. My chef sat down to talk to me.
"The food here is 100% organic. I have never seen anyone willing to spend so much money on the ingredients. Anyway, have you seen them yet? The dinosaurs?"
"No not yet. I can't wait to see the technology behind them. Robotics always fascinates me."
"Robots? No, these are real. Hammond's been cloning and breeding real dinosaurs. This is real."
I couldn't believe the chef believed in real dinosaurs. But I just smiled and amused him my questions. I tried to remember what my friends specialty was in…I was drawing a blank. In the end, it doesn't matter. I was scheduled to be a part of a tour after lunch.
I finished breakfast and went back into my room. Housekeeping had already cleaned my room, and to my surprise I had an itinerary note on my bed.
Good Morning Mr. New,
You are scheduled to have a tour around 1pm today. We hope you enjoyed your first evening at Jurassic Park.
Since this is an advanced tour many of the coming attractions are not available at this time. Jurassic Fun Land Thrill park will be opening later this year. The Visitors Center will also not be opening for guests until tomorrow. Sorry, for the inconvenience. However, our Jurassic Springs Spa is fully operational. If you would like to spend your morning in the relaxing hot springs of the Jurassic era, please follow these….
I threw the note on the nightstand. I have work I could be doing, so I can just stay in for the morning.
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