Author Topic: I Dry Humped My Best Friends Boyfriend because I'm NOT Homosexual (Read 21143 times)

Zach · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2006, 06:04:55 PM »

Well, now I know, if ThePerm ever mentions that he has a neck ache DO NOT ASK

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2006, 06:23:56 PM »

But it does lead to the age old question, "If you could, would you?"
The Perm has already answered, "I can, therefore I do"

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2006, 07:51:55 PM »

I must ask: Is it better/worse than the real thing?

ThePerm · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2006, 07:59:35 PM »

actually, i'm probably too out of shape now..i was like 16 at the time, and now im 22...i weighed 160 pounds then and now i weigh 205 or so...theres probably too much in the way, and i wouldnt bother...

and to answer the above question...probably not

ThePerm · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2006, 08:10:35 PM »

Pick the month you were born:

January------I ran for president with
February-----I loved that show with
March---------I jumped for joy from
April-----------I squandered my money on
May-----------I scrambled on
June----------I attacked a zebra with
July-----------I loved that show with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced away from
October------I licked on
November---I shared a kiss with
December---I glanced over at

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a toad
2--------a mushroom
3--------a zebra
4--------a blade
5--------a Spaniard
6--------a tupac album
7--------my pinata
8--------my bison
9--------my chimpanzee
10-------my murderor
11-------my elephant teacher
12-------an apple
13-------a vitamin
14-------a giraffe
15-------a goat
16-------a cucumber
17-------your momma
18-------a spork
19-------your flinstones car
20-------a soccer bat
21-------a tommygun
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a tazmanian devil
24-------an ardvark
25-------a fooseball player
26-------my kitten
27-------my puppy
28-------an mp3 player
29-------a giant marker
30-------a llama
31-------a pothead

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm so special!
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!

Zach · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2006, 09:15:33 PM »

Hate to break it to ya perm, but June makes absolutely no sense. For instance my birthday:

I attacked a zebra my chimpanzee because that's how I roll.

what the heck?

Edit: figured it out (kinda) for all of you June people out there, simply add a "with" after zebra.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2006, 09:24:56 PM »

I yelled at a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

rofl, I kinda did that today! XD

oh, Ceric and I have the same birth day ^^

Shorty McNostril · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2006, 10:15:50 PM »

"I squandered my money on a llama because i hate myself"

Boring one here

Ceric · « **Reply #33 on:** July 10, 2006, 05:36:31 AM »

Dude, that's cool Athrun Zala but doesn't it stink that everyones doing the Thanksgiving family thing during our birthday and that we herald the 1 Month till Christmas shopping Frenzy start?

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #34 on:** July 10, 2006, 08:08:18 AM »

well, we don't have Thanksgiving here

but the plus is that it's when classes end....actually, it was, as now I have exams during Nov-Dec

couchmonkey · « **Reply #35 on:** July 10, 2006, 08:54:30 AM »

I loved my neighbor because I was drunk.

I loved that show with my murderor because I was high.

(changed from shirt colour to pants colour so they wouldn't be too similar).

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2006, 11:28:02 AM »

I choked on a birdbath because I'm a ninja.

I don't get it.

please let me in, please · « **Reply #37 on:** July 10, 2006, 11:44:46 AM »

i had lunch with my kitten because im cool like that.

Darkstar · « **Reply #38 on:** July 10, 2006, 05:12:06 PM »

i dry humped a spoon because the voices told me to.
the other is: i squandered my money on a spork because the voices told me to.

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #39 on:** July 11, 2006, 04:04:34 AM »

I danced with a gangster because I'm a ninja.

EasyCure · « **Reply #40 on:** July 11, 2006, 09:29:05 AM »

i attacked a zebra with an ardvark because im sexy and i do what i want

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #41 on:** July 11, 2006, 10:50:55 AM »

I danced away from a tupac album because I'm a ninja

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #42 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:17:19 AM »

Okay I picked my stuff and got;

July 5 Blue.

Did I do this right?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #43 on:** July 17, 2006, 09:19:45 AM »

I loved my dog because I'm cool like that.

nemyhlovecraft · « **Reply #44 on:** July 18, 2006, 05:02:19 AM »

I sang to a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:47:23 PM »

I loved a stuffed animal because I'm cool like that. Yeah.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:18:26 AM »

I'm bringing it back like its old school.... and its Pap's B-day

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2006, 03:21:55 PM

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #47 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:15:46 AM »

I murdered a noodle because I can't control myself!

Stratos · « **Reply #48 on:** July 18, 2009, 04:38:01 AM »

I dry humped a phone because I can't control myself!!!

ThomasO · « **Reply #49 on:** July 18, 2009, 05:53:11 AM »

I had lunch with a gangster because I'm cool like that.

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