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The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« on: May 14, 2008, 12:27:04 AM »
My favorite movies are


Mallrats
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Ghost World
Star Wars (Empire is my favorite followed by REVENGE then A New Hope, followed by Phantom Menace, Jedi and Clones in last)
Star Trek II The Wrath of Kahn (I also like the TNG movies and series but of the originals II is the only one I like)
Elektra
X-Men (2, then 3 and last place is 1)
Spider-Man (just the first movie I had issues with 2 and HATED 3)
Gremlins ( I REALLY like the first one, the second one was ok but needs some stuff deleted from it to make it blend in with the first, I am currently working on the "Rats Perfect Edit" which I will put on my I-Pod and maybe upload to a torrent site or something who knows.)
and Bridge to Terrabithia


Movies I HATE

E.T
Titanic
Ever After
About a Boy


Favorite video games

Pac-Man
Tetris
Dr. Mario
Mario Bros. 1-3
Mortal Kombat (ALL of them)
Doom
Quake
Zelda (so far all BUT Majoras Mask and Wind Waker)
Crackdown (I really liked that game a lot)
Star Fox Adventures
Sonic (ALL OF HIS GAMES YES EVEN SHADOW AND EVEN HEROES)
Bomberman (everything upto the GC but not the GC games.)
Rampage
Defender
Joust
Adventure (atari)




Games I HATE
Halo (just cuz)
Grand Theft Auto
Monkey Ball
Mario Sunshine
Pikmin (but only cuz I wasn't very good and I hated watching those poor guys DIE all the time)


Music I love
Garbage
No Doubt
Dr. Dre (before but now can't listen to it)
Ace of Base
Daft Punk
Oingo Boingo
Anything that is Madonna

Music I HATE
Country
Green Day
anything that isn't Madonna


Favorite TV shows
That 70's Show
Home Improvement
Heroes
That 70's Show some more
MMPR (Eff- Off)
Transformers (just about all of them)
Dragon Ball Z
Anything that is That 70's Show


TV Shows I HATE
Mad About You
Just Shoot Me
anything that isn't that 70's show
Dragon Ball Z




Just wanted to get that off my chest. Well no there are no more skeletons in my closet I can finally sleep at night.


















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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 08:57:59 AM »
Watch this

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you that I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)without asking
Oh I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink (drink)
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions

I mean I'm just getting started here
I'm not even half way down the list
I mean this thing could go on for....(footsteps)
Hey, hey where are you going?
Honey? what? Was it something I said?(door opens and slams close)
(Sigh) Women
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 04:18:21 PM »
I forgot that I don't like chocolate.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 04:25:44 PM »
I have a friend who is highly allergic to chocolate. He kept hypodermic needles in his room in case he ate some.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 11:01:28 PM »
And Dogs, I don't like dogs I prefer cats.


I have a friend who is highly allergic to chocolate. He kept hypodermic needles in his room in case he ate some.

In case he ate it accidentally or in case he caved in and couldn't' resit?
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 11:03:36 PM »
I have a friend who is highly allergic to chocolate. He kept hypodermic needles in his room in case he ate some.

Uhhh, do you mean EpiPens?  Because just jabbing yourself with random syringes that may or may not be filled with epinephrine is probably a bad idea!
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 11:10:42 PM »
I have a friend who is highly allergic to chocolate. He kept hypodermic needles in his room in case he ate some.

Uhhh, do you mean EpiPens?  Because just jabbing yourself with random syringes that may or may not be filled with epinephrine is probably a bad idea!

Let's go with yes because that's what I'd like to think.


I have a friend who is highly allergic to chocolate. He kept hypodermic needles in his room in case he ate some.

In case he ate it accidentally or in case he caved in and couldn't' resit?

Accidentally. Although, he once talked about eating some while standing in a hospital.


His room-mate had always hoped that the day would come when he got to use those needles. It never came.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 01:27:21 AM »
I was the one that canceled Star Trek.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 03:09:36 AM »
I was the one that canceled Enterprise.

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 03:19:54 AM »
I was the one that canceled Enterprise.

THANK YOU.

Actually I loved Enterprise, the fourth season was one of the best seasons of anything ever, and third behind only Deep Space 9's 7th and 4th seasons in terms of great Trek.

I actually was afraid this would happen, I'm a huge obsessive fan of Star Trek, but I'm also a huge obsessive Simpsons fan, which my confession was a line from that I hear in my head every time I see the confession thread. It took all I had to not post it in the first one, damn you, Rat, for making another one.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 08:33:06 AM »
Yeah what the hell Maverick? Enterprise was first class. Best Star Trek since Next Generation.
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 11:57:34 AM »
Hell yes, TNG and Enterprise are the only 2 Trek series I really liked.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 12:29:45 PM »
You guys have got to be kidding me.  Enterprise was fucking terrible.  At least the first two seasons were, I could not stomach another torture session and abandoned the show.  I actually heard it got a lot better after the third season and they had some big ol' story arc or something, but... it was too late for me.

And I'm a big Star Trek fan.  I love TOS, love TNG, like DS9, can stomach Voyager... just Enterprise I couldn't handle.
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 12:32:33 PM »
You guys have got to be kidding me.  Enterprise was fucking terrible.  At least the first two seasons were, I could not stomach another torture session and abandoned the show.  I actually heard it got a lot better after the third season and they had some big ol' story arc or something, but... it was too late for me.

And I'm a big Star Trek fan.  I love TOS, love TNG, like DS9, can stomach Voyager... just Enterprise I couldn't handle.

If you haven't seen Season 3 or 4 (4 especially) of Enterprise you cannot comment.
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2008, 12:34:07 PM »
But the show was so terrible before that it made me never want to watch it again.  Are seasons 3 and 4 just supposed to wash away the pain that the first two seasons caused me?  :(
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 12:39:43 PM »
But the show was so terrible before that it made me never want to watch it again.  Are seasons 3 and 4 just supposed to wash away the pain that the first two seasons caused me?  :(

Yep they are a magic pill that will wash away the pain like Seasons 1 and 2 of Next Generation were washed away by the other seasons!
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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2008, 12:41:14 PM »
Enterprise is the same good Star Trek that we've become used to, and that's the problem.  The earlier setting was supposed to make it different, but all they did was use the same old ideas and replace "Shields up" with "Polarize the hull plating."  Once I got over the wasted potential, I could enjoy the series for what it was: more of the same.

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Re: The confesion thread, part two (this one is for keeps)
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 04:11:22 PM »
I've never see a full episode of any Star Trek show and never seen more than a couple minutes of a Star Trek movie.  That's not a confession; I'm bragging.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2008, 04:30:23 PM »
Enterprise is the same good Star Trek that we've become used to, and that's the problem.  The earlier setting was supposed to make it different, but all they did was use the same old ideas and replace "Shields up" with "Polarize the hull plating."  Once I got over the wasted potential, I could enjoy the series for what it was: more of the same.

The only wasted potential in Enterprise is the fact that they canceled it just when it finally clicked. It took a while to get going, but once they got to the 4th season the writing was top notch and they seemed to finally have a good handle on the characters. They also took advantage of the timeframe, especially with the Soong and the augments arc, the Romulan arc that showed the beginnings of the Federation, and the explanation of Klingon foreheads. But then they canceled it, and ended it with a series finale that is the worst episode of Star Trek, or anything else, ever.
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2008, 04:51:38 PM »
But then they canceled it, and ended it with a series finale that is the worst episode of Star Trek, or anything else, ever.

I haven't see it (Star Trek), but the last episode of Seinfeld begs to differ.
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 04:59:06 PM »
The Seinfeld finale at least had a few good parts to it, there was nothing good about "These Are The Voyages" Okay, that's not quite true, the very last thing in the episode that's unrelated to everything else is pretty awesome
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2008, 08:35:28 PM »
can we please rename this thread something to do with star trek so i dont keep checking it?
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2008, 09:16:46 PM »
NO, get back to confessing your faults.


Ok truth is I hate Star Trek, mostly cuz it isnt' Star Wars, I only watched TNG because it was the only channel we got and I had to wait till my sisters went to bed to get the TV and that was all there was to watch.


Enterprise I only watched a few episodes but they were all pretty good.

Let's see what else can I confess? I voted for Bush twice oops political... I really liked To Kill A Mockingbird, there got that off my chest.
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2008, 09:25:25 PM »
fine. i never watched a single episode of ANY star trek, ever! i was too busy trying to get laid
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2008, 09:55:20 PM »
Funny, I got laid and watched Star Trek.  One never competed with the other.
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