Of course Mario has a big penis. If you were 80 feet tall from eating magic mushrooms yours would be big too! Actually, that's just how it came out. I normallly would have fixed something like that, but I was trying to make the pictures as fast as possible to preserve the MS Paintness of it all.
Hee hee, exploding animations are awesome. I used to do quite a few of them. I'd link one here, but I don't have access to any right now.