Check this out. It would appeal to the crowd who though Cel-da was teh kid-die.
A long line at the DMV, with various people of many varieties standing in line. Old woman, young punk with alot of metal in his face, a soccer mom, a cowboy, and then Link, in full battle regalia, shield, sword and everything, standing there tapping his foot, looking at the clock on the wall.
Voice over: "The worst part about growing up are the responsibilities that come with age."
Cut to game footage, Link charging the boar cheiftan on the bridge, fighting on horseback, a few creatures being slain.
Commercial then cuts to Link riding a horse out of the parking lot of the DMV, with a license plate on the horses rear that says "WHUARU"
Voice over: "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Only for Nintendo Gamecube."