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Khushrenada, after bribing every last judge and pageant official was on his way to winning the title of Ms HAWTNESS 2009 but, he was stopped in his tracks when Vudu stunned everyone by taking off her bikini. With everyone in a daze, Vude strangle Khushrenada to death reviling him to be the Pimp of pimps and a cross dresser.............. and a filthy perv. Vude win! game over. Pics of Vudu stripping in your local news paper on pages 1, 2, 3, 9, 12-35, 38.













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Everyone must pick their favorite HAWTNESS character to play as
No Furry, elderly, or pregnant women are allow to compete in the pageant. (Sorry peach)

ROLES

Crazy girl with a gun

The name says it all and she will do anything to win, even murder! She can kill anyone in her way once every night.



The (Corrupt) pageant official

Hey, doesn't she look familiar? The official is hiding herself among the other contestant and is out to win the game. She will use her power to kick out anyone who she believe is cheating, with Pageant inspector approval nightly, or just anyone that is hawter than her (once every other night to avoid being caught). If she uses her power for evil one night and the next night the Pageant inspector find a cheater, she can not take action that day and must wait.



Pageant inspector

Follows anyone around for a whole day and see what they're up to and what they did with their night actions. If she finds anything she can forward her report to the (Corrupt) official or lie to him if she believes the official is corrupt. Also she can instantly kick out the cross dresser if he is found.



Cross dresser

He a dude that dresses up like a girl. Any one of the member of the game can be this role, regardless if they already have another role or not. What dose this role do you ask? *It a secret to everybody!*




Seducer

Can force anyone to use there role on whoever else she so chooses.



The Rapist

Will rape anyone till they talk, and tell her every thing they have done so far in the game as well as their role.



Prankster

She enjoys a good laugh and each day while no one is looking, she will pull a prank on someone that will cause them to be unable to talk, post, or use a role for the length of one day following the prank.



If that wasn't enough, two evil groups have hidden them self among the contestants and judges: The mafia and the pimps.


Godmother - Judge

Evil and out for the prize, she commands a group of mafioso to win the game. She can kidnap anyone once a night as long as the mafia still alive. She and her mafia win if they have kill the Pimp of Pimps Judge and the mafia needs to have the majority. If the mafia is completely wiped out the hostages are freed granted that they haven't starved to death after three days.


Pimp of pimps - Judge

Where my money Khushrenada! The pimps are hunting for talent, not to mention the prize money, and will capture one poor girl each night and force her into prostitution. To win they need to have the majority of the contestants and kill the godmother judge. If the pimps get wiped out all the poor girl forced into prostitution are freed and can compete again* Granted that nothing has happen to them while being soiled.


Note: The Pimps and Mafia can still win if their Judges are killed. But they should avoid it...

PLAYERS

stevey - King of HAWTNESS: Miyamoto
EasyCure-Bad Girl
TheFleece-Shinobu
NuclearSpeed
Maxi - Taki :Twice kidnapped
Spak-Spang-sexy female Rescue Raptor...girl: Twice kidnapped
Pale: being raped Raped!

RIP

nickmitch- ZSS : arrowed to death : Godmother Judge
Gylldas-Ivy:Died in the shower: Pimp #1
Stogi : Hench-girl #2 and the new godmother: Shot to death
RABicle-Mai Shiranui: Dead :Prankster
insanolord-cheerleader:Townie: eaten to death
oohhboy-Lacus: seducer: Gone mad with power
Dasmos - Birdo: pimp #2
Khushrenada-Khushrenada:The (Corrupt) pageant official : kidnapped and starved to death
DAaaMan64: Godmother #3 :Shot to death
Plugabugz: townie: shot dead
vudu-baby Peach: pimp of pimps:pedonapped: voted


Pregnant
TheNorthSea-Cynthia: townie

Remaining roles
Pageant inspector
Crazy girl with a gun
The Rapist
Cross dresser

Players Alive: 6
Player on the borderline: 1
Dead 11

Total count 18
« Last Edit: January 21, 2009, 02:26:09 PM by stevey »
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« Last Edit: December 26, 2008, 12:44:58 PM by Maxi »
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When are signups gonna end stevey?
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When are signups gonna end stevey?

in a week
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Ok thanks.Could you put the roles up?
« Last Edit: December 29, 2008, 10:54:28 AM by Maxi »
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LOL I'm in. 

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For now I'm calling Krystal of StarFox. ;)  The obvious choice...
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When does this game start...I might have to miss it because of VACATION!!!!  No!.!.!.!.!

Oh and just for this thread.

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Spak I am gonna guess that the game is gonna start on the 2nd or 3rd.
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« Last Edit: January 02, 2009, 04:46:40 PM by vudu »
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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When does this game start...I might have to miss it because of VACATION!!!!  No!.!.!.!.!

Oh and just for this thread.

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I was wondering how you ever came up with the name Spak-spang ;)
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Khushrenada, after bribing every last judge and pageant official was on his way to winning the title of Ms HAWTNESS 2009 but, he was stopped in his tracks when Vudu stunned everyone by taking off her bikini. With everyone in a daze, Vude strangle Khushrenada to death reviling him to be the Pimp of pimps and a cross dresser.............. and a filthy perv. Vude win! game over. Pics of Vudu stripping in your local news paper on pages 1, 2, 3, 9, 12-35, 38.

Me losing a hotness contest? This just can't be! This is worse than the time I placed second at a beauty concert and got ten dollers.

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What's this? I've gone back in time? Excellant. Now that I know the future, I can work to change it and stop Vudu before he kills me. But will my plan work or will the butterfly effect come into play? I must move carefully as I know many eyes will be on me. And not just because of my hot beauty as is usually the case.







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« Last Edit: December 26, 2008, 02:38:10 PM by Khushrenada »
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I am In...If the Game starts on the 7th or 8th.  Out if earlier.

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I'll play.

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I'd like to play but I'm going to be on vacation from the 2nd-9th.  If it starts after the 9th or if I magically have internet on vacation I'm in as GLaDOS Ivy. :P
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stevey when is the game gonna start?
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The game starts on the 12th, if it's fine with everyone....
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fine with me. gives me more than enough time to find a good avatar
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Thats fine stevey
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Works for me!
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stevey could you put the roles up?I think more people might join if they knew what roles were avalable.
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I have like 15 avatars I've made. Someone teach me Pro's trick. They're all hawtness. Also sent Maxi an improved one that I expect to see.
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I changed my avatar RABicle.Thank you.
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I have like 15 avatars I've made. Someone teach me Pro's trick. They're all hawtness. Also sent Maxi an improved one that I expect to see.

You put all the images on a server, name them
1.jpg
2.jpg
3.jpg
4.jpg
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15.jpg

Then write a script that generates a random number between 1 and 15 and then outputs a url to the image. Point the avatar selector at the script.

Also make it generate a second large random number unto the url, so the image doesn't cache.
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stevey are sign ups gonna end on the 1st still?Since the game starts on the 12th.Are you gonna push back the signup dates?
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Then write a script that generates a random number between 1 and 15 and then outputs a url to the image. Point the avatar selector at the script.

Also make it generate a second large random number unto the url, so the image doesn't cache.
Oh write a script. Why don't I punch out Jesus while I'm at it.
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LOL I'm in. 

Any completely inappropriate underage girls I should play as?

For now I'm calling Krystal of StarFox. ;)  The obvious choice...
Since Furries are out, Ayane is the best underage (if you define 16 underage) girl out there. But it's more innaproriate to choose Ashley from Another Code/Trace Memory.
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Could someone sticky this.Perm is on a bumping spree.It might get lost.
Edit:Thanks Mr. Jack
« Last Edit: December 31, 2008, 09:06:34 AM by Maxi »
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Can we buzz you if we demand the source material?  ;D
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Well GLaDOS is hawt, but in her own ways.  Time to bust out the big gunz...literally. :P

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I'm in.
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NO FURRIES? WHAT KIND OF MAFIA IS THIS
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NO ROLES? WHAT KIND OF MAFIA IS THIS
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Did you expect anything less from stevey?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Role will be posted when I can fine the perfect images to go with them. I know I have them, just need to fine what folder there in
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Stevey I am back from vacation so I am in...as the sexy female Rescue Raptor...girl.

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http://nintendoworldwiiporthawtnessforum.makeforum.org/hawtnessfia-xxx-too-hawt-for-nwr-t20.html

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Some of the Roles, more to come later........
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« Last Edit: January 03, 2009, 01:16:07 PM by stevey »
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Wii want WaveBirds

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That thread makes me sad.....in my pants.
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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oh...dear...god..
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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The main post has been update with the roles as well as sign up list. I decide on the number of mafia members after the sign ups are closed.
My Demands and Declarations:
nVidia is CRAP!!!
BOYCOTT Digest mode and LEGEND OF OO!

Your PM box will be spammed with Girl Link porn! NO EXCEPTION!
Wii want WaveBirds

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I'm in, any suggestions for the avatar would be helpful

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No More Heroes characters seem to be the way to go ;)
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Perhaps you might want a RE girl.Ada,Jill, or Ashley are great choices.
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I guess I'll play if you want me in.  Also, it cracks me up that the ads in this thread are for miss teen USA.
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So wait...the Prankster can basically ban a Mafia Player for an entire day?  Is that from the entire boards or just the mafia thread?

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I'm gonna guess it is from the Mafia thread.
The Seducer is gonna be an important part to the game,I believe.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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tHE rAPIST will be more important.

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I guess we will see Spak.
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I guess we will see Spak.

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Haha it did sound like that, didn't it?
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I guess with the subject matter people can't get around these types of jokes.
I was just saying that either one could be a deciding factor in the game.
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Why so serious in the funhouse :( it makes me sad in pants
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Why so serious in the funhouse :( it makes me sad in pants
Mafia is serious business.
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stevey are there gonna be any more roles and could you tell me what sides these roles are on.
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stevey are there gonna be any more roles

Probably.  Who knows?

and could you tell me what sides these roles are on.

Seriously ... this is stevey we're talking about.  Did you honestly expect a well-organized game?
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stevey are there gonna be any more roles

Maybe if there are more sign ups or they break the game...

and could you tell me what sides these roles are on.

It's a Hawtness pageant, thus everyone more or less, is out for themselves for the crown.


Seriously ... this is stevey we're talking about.  Did you honestly expect a well-organized game?

Just cause I had a boarder line mental breakdown last year means nothing....
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This is the first time I've ever played a Mafia game- got any tips, yo?
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Hmm everyone against each other. The closest Mafia game to this is Uncle Bob's game.Hmmm I am gonna have to save that strategy that I came up with for another day.

Fleece have you read any of the mafia threads?If not The Mafia Hall of Fame thread would be a good place to start.
Other than that its a game that you need deducing skills, to be wary of who you trust, and to be able to feed people things that will save your skin. Good Luck!
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Why so serious in the funhouse :( it makes me sad in pants
Mafia is serious business.

Oh, thats right, I forgot

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The above picture is one of the best EVAR!!!

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I'm not gonna have time to play this one afterall.  I'm withdrawing my name.
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I think that dude has herpes on the side of his mouth. I guess it is serious business!
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I think that dude has herpes on the side of his mouth. I guess it is serious business!

He caught a virus

I don't see anything on the side of his mouth..
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I don't see anything on the side of his mouth..

The other side.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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I don't see anything on the side of his mouth..

The other side.

His right side? I still don't see anything. I'll take everyones word for it... guess thats what happens when you mess with faux-HAWTNESS
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Hey man, expose the Faux anytime I say. I can really see it now after a whole day at work and not being able to view the threads and now awake, drunk- but how do you make yr text black?
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Hey man, expose the Faux anytime I say. I can really see it now after a whole day at work and not being able to view the threads and now awake, drunk- but how do you make yr text black?

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SOME OF YOU GUYS AREN'T GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS!


JUST TAKE THEM!
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mine is plenty HAWT w/o having to show skin, nice avatars though.
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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I have always tried to keep my avatars because I am proud of my friend's art. 

The Rescue Raptor and Spak-Spang are both too cool for Skool. 

By the way, I am beginning to think this whole Mafia is a farce...Stevey wants to see how long he can have people sign up for a mafia game and wait endlessly for it to start. 

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Spack should just photoshop some blonde hair and a tube-top on his avatar...

just sayin.
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Spak is too cheap for photoshop...Is there a nice freeware editing program for MAC out there?  Eventually I will get photoshop Elements from school. 

(PS I try to stay legal with all software.)

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I have always tried to keep my avatars because I am proud of my friend's art. 

The Rescue Raptor and Spak-Spang are both too cool for Skool. 

By the way, I am beginning to think this whole Mafia is a farce...Stevey wants to see how long he can have people sign up for a mafia game and wait endlessly for it to start. 
Well if the game doesn't start on the 12th like he said we'll just have someone else start a game.
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I swiped mine from the Hawtness site.
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Spak is too cheap for photoshop...Is there a nice freeware editing program for MAC out there?  Eventually I will get photoshop Elements from school. 

(PS I try to stay legal with all software.)
Seashore is ok. Bit feature light.
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Spak is too cheap for photoshop...Is there a nice freeware editing program for MAC out there?  Eventually I will get photoshop Elements from school. 

(PS I try to stay legal with all software.)

I'm a total bad ass at copy/pasting in MS Paint ;)
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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SOME OF YOU GUYS AREN'T GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS!


JUST TAKE THEM!

Wait, does it have to be a fictional character? Is that what HAWTNESS is all about? Or can it be, you know HAWTNESS in real life?
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Considering this is a video game forum, HAWT VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS are preferred.

But I guess we'll take whatever T & A you throw our way.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Ya, but I don't think video game characters are HAWT. I honestly don't get it.

EDIT: I guess it's all a big joke anyway. Ugh......I'm too lazy to change my avatar.
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Then be prepared to be voted out on day one. ;)
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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That's it. Your my official enemy. Welcome to the day you fucked up.
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Yes! I love the pregame tension.
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Could your signature be any longer?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Sorry, not joining, but I am severely disappointed in this thread's one great ommission in Nintendo Hawtness.



Or the red haed form Harvest Moon.

Oh man, Anne was great. She slapped me when I took too long to propose marriage. ^_^

as the sexy female Rescue Raptor...girl.

That sexy female Rescue Raptor girl reminds of Dinoriders!
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Hey I got to let people know my codes.
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My avatar is TRU HAWTNESS.
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Yeah I all ready put my codes in there. It's more conveniant for people if I have my code in my signature.
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But it's more polite not to force thousands of people to look at your codes every time you post when most people don't care.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Your a dick, Vudu. Just leave the poor guy alone.

EDIT: Vudu just got one up'ed.  I love having an enemy. :)
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I take it sign ups are gonna end tonight stevey.
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Yeah, role will be out tonight as well...
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Ok thanks.Drew MG posted he won't be playing. You might want to double check the thread to see who is playing before sending out roles.
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« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2009, 09:32:59 PM »
sign up now or forever hold your peace!
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Well GLaDOS is hawt, but in her own ways.  Time to bust out the big gunz...literally. :P

Ivy KO's GLaDOS and enters the brawl!

Just posting again to reaffirm that no hawtness pageant is complete without Ivy.
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Re: Mafia XXX:Winter HAWTNESS Pageant, sign ups are close!
« Reply #106 on: January 12, 2009, 12:04:59 AM »
sign ups closed!
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So 18 people has signed up and half of them will have a role.This will be interesting.
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Nevermind its 3 days.
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:O THE GAME MIGHT EVEN START!
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Roles are out!!! and the too hawt thread has been slightly updated...
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Checked the Hawtness thread and it states that the Mafia Godmother and the Pimp of Pimps has 2 underlings.So there are 13 people with roles.So that leaves 5 townies.Gonna be a interesting game.
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Main post updated with the current standings!
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