Author Topic: A blatent topic containing a thread about religious drug use (Read 10398 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** October 29, 2009, 08:14:12 PM »

In order to help satisfy Vudu's need to feel important on these forums, I am complying with his request to commit banning offenses. Feel free to help. By allowing Vudu to use his new modicum of power, he may finally be able to make progress in his battle of self-loathing.

Now, then, the topic on hand. This is a topic where posters can blatantly talk about drug use I guess. Before, people tried to hide it in weird metaphors that went over my head and I didn't get it until the topic was locked. What's the point then? Might as well just say it in the open.

Anyways, I personally think I am addicted to Coke. Not the drug drug coke but the caffeinated soda beverage called Coca-Cola that at one time had cocaine in it and very possibly still could since it can be very addictive. I admit it. I take a hit of the stuff now and then to satisfy the urge. Plus, I know it ups my street cred.

Oh, and one day, someone at my work needed some Tylenol for a headache and I got them some from the first aid kit. Does that make me a dealer?

EDIT: Whoops. Spelt it Coke-Cola before for some reason...

ThePerm · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:18:56 PM »

iv never had coke cola..is that where you put coke in coca-cola? Actually, im betting Coca-cola still contains cocaine byproducts for flavor. Coke exports alot of product from columbia and their recipe is a guarded trade secret.

taken from wikipedia

damn, can you imagine how addictive Coca-Cola was when it first came out?

Please refrain from directly copying large chunks of text from other websites. A simple link will do. Thanks.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:24:29 PM »

I've been taking diphenhydramine hydrochloride to help me actually get to sleep.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:40:18 PM »

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After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves—the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with cocaine trace levels left over at a molecular level.[26] To this day, Coca-Cola uses as an ingredient a cocaine-free coca leaf extract prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey.

What do they do with all the cocaine? Do I smell Mafia conspiracy? It is Jersey afterall.

D_Average · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2009, 12:07:53 AM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 29, 2009, 08:24:29 PM

I've been taking diphenhydramine hydrochloride to help me actually get to sleep.

Oh gawd, careful with that stuff mate. If you take too much you feel like a nightmare and wake up the next morning with light killing your eyes. I've found its best to take 1 or 2 with a vicodin to to help nod off.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2009, 12:16:27 AM »

Quote from: D_Average on October 30, 2009, 12:07:53 AM

Quote from: thatguy on October 29, 2009, 08:24:29 PM
I've been taking diphenhydramine hydrochloride to help me actually get to sleep.

Oh gawd, careful with that stuff mate. If you take too much you feel like a nightmare and wake up the next morning with light killing your eyes. I've found its best to take 1 or 2 with a vicodin to to help nod off.

Oh, vicodin? Gee, I thought it was just an unwritten rule to down the benedryl stuff with a few bottles of cough syrup. My bad.

Dasmos · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:15:52 AM »

I do V.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:20:59 PM »

Soo, I don't know what went wrong with the drug use topic. Vudu never banned anybody nor did I hear about any warnings going out. Maybe drug use talk is acceptable to NWR and no longer a taboo subject. Or maybe Vudu just hasn't noticed it yet. Either way, I know another subject that is sure to get the ball rolling. Religion. I'm pretty sure this is taboo and is very likely to get his attention.

So, feel free to talk about religion in this thread. I'm sure it is alright since no one has locked this topic yet. I found this interesting. It was on Wikipedia, another thing Vudu likes.

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"Religion" is sometimes used interchangeably with "faith" or "belief system," but it is more socially defined than personal convictions, and it entails specific behaviors, respectively.

Huh. What are your thoughts?

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:22:01 PM »

My religion says Khush should get PERMABANNED.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:23:19 PM »

Why does "religion" have an O in it? It's completely absurd and unscientific.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:24:04 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on October 30, 2009, 02:22:01 PM

My religion says Khush should get PERMABANNED.

That's not a belief system I can get behind.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 30, 2009, 02:24:04 PM

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on October 30, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
My religion says Khush should get PERMABANNED.

That's not a belief system I can get behind.

But it's her "personal conviction" for you. Now if only she had a"Belief Prison System" she would be in business. But I have no faith in her accomplishing anything like that, so no need to worry.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:42:50 PM »

Well, since we are talking beliefs, I believe that I should be awarded more mod powers after demonstrating what a bang-up job I can do in my mafia land forum. I believe that the funhouse should be ruled over by a triumvirate of Vudu, Unclebob and myself. I believe that you should support this view or else be labeled a heretic. And I believe that if I don't get my way, other users should join me in a jihad against such opposers.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:48:26 PM »

Don't impose your false Triforce Idols on us, CULT CIRCUS RINGMASTER.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:54:47 PM »

Looks like I just found my first western infidel dog to rally against. That icon should be covered up more. C'mon. I have to be borderline pushing it now after that last crack. Where's Vudu?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:02:43 PM »

Vudu's part of your UNHOLY TRINITY, if you already forgot. CORRUPTION runs so deeply in your HOUSE OF PROPHETIC PANCAKES that you lack the power to summon TYRANNICAL ENFORCEMENT.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:10:12 PM »

I believe this was a 30%-er for BNM.

Just saying.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:13:36 PM »

[img]BEST SELLING BOOK OF ALL TIME!! OF ALL TIME!![img][/kanye]

pics or it didn't happen [/warning]

[banhammer]

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:15:43 PM »

I'm related to (a) Jesus and (a) Moses.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:17:35 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:15:43 PM

I'm related to (a) Jesus and (a) Moses.

I know, they told me.
But can you tell them to come back over this weekend, they missed a spot on my side yard and never cleaned the gutters.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:19:59 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 30, 2009, 03:02:43 PM

Vudu's part of your UNHOLY TRINITY, if you already forgot. CORRUPTION runs so deeply in your HOUSE OF PROPHETIC PANCAKES that you lack the power to summon TYRANNICAL ENFORCEMENT.

If only one of your beliefs was to be funny.

EasyCure · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:23:32 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 30, 2009, 03:17:35 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:15:43 PM
I'm related to (a) Jesus and (a) Moses.

I know, they told me.
But can you tell them to come back over this weekend, they missed a spot on my side yard and never cleaned the gutters.

I would, but there phones got cut off... you know how it goes.

vudu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:23:50 PM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 30, 2009, 03:10:12 PM

I believe this was a 30%-er for BNM.

Just saying.

Go back and take a look at what BNM was warned for. It was serious political discussion (followed by a blatant attempt to piss off Pale). This is just Khush making wise-cracks about jihads.

Try harder, chumps.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:25:05 PM »

Actually, I did go back and look, vudu. He was warned twice, 60% total. The first warn was over the religion based one, the second was the political one.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:26:41 PM »

No way man. This is a serious religious discussion. Can't you see how Ningurl69 *huggles and myself are attacking one another over our beliefs? This topic is a powder keg. A powder keg of biblical proportions.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 30, 2009, 03:26:41 PM

No way man. This is a serious religious discussion. Can't you see how Ningurl69 *huggles and myself are attacking one another over our beliefs. This topic is a powder keg. A powder keg of biblical proportions.

Nice.

vudu · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:29:13 PM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 30, 2009, 03:25:05 PM

Actually, I did go back and look, vudu. He was warned twice, 60% total. The first warn was over the religion based one, the second was the political one.

That was the order of the warnings, but the order of the actual posts was the other way around.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »

Quote from: vudu on October 30, 2009, 03:23:50 PM

Quote from: thatguy on October 30, 2009, 03:10:12 PM
I believe this was a 30%-er for BNM.

Just saying.

Go back and take a look at what BNM was warned for. It was serious political discussion (followed by a blatant attempt to piss off Pale). This is just Khush making wise-cracks about jihads.

Try harder, chumps.

The order Pale saw them in was pretty clear, dude. He saw the religious one first, then the political one, and it's reflected in his edits and the order of the warnings.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:30:50 PM »

Ban thatguy for arguing with the mods.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:32:01 PM »

I'm pretty sure, now that you mention it, that's against the rules, too.

Let me check.

Edit:

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* Do not make any attempt to impersonate a forum moderator/admin or staff member, whether in your posts, user name, or signature. This includes jokes that could easily be misconstrued by new forum users.

* Last but not least, do not accuse another user of breaking the rules within a thread. Instead simply make use of the "Report to Moderator" feature of the forums. There is a link after every post. This rule includes calling someone a "troll" or yelling at them for derailing a thread.

I suppose I should change my signature.

2x Edit: There we go, now, thanks to vudu, I'm in the clear of at least the first listed rule.

EasyCure · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM »

Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Stogi · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:46:28 PM »

I know jesus too. He likes to roll though.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:48:18 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM

Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Wrong topic. I think you are looking for this blatent topic.

vudu · « **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:49:33 PM »

It's funny how the drug talk is coming closer to breaking the rules than the religion discussion.

I guess certain forumers just have an innate gift for this kind of stuff.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:59:04 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM

Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Talcum?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:00:05 PM »

Well I did hear that the first and last pages of "THE BEST SELLING BOOK OF ALL TIME!! ALL TIME!!" is really good for rolling in an emergency situation. You gotta use a real copy of the book though, not a cheap version.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:02:23 PM »

Seriously, take it to another topic. I do have a point I want to make it and I don't need you ruining it.

vudu · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:02:54 PM »

Speaking of which, I hear Dan Brown just released the follow up. Hope it's good!

EasyCure · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Plugabugz on October 30, 2009, 03:59:04 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Talcum?

He uses that too, all over his feet. Too much if you'd ask me.. but hey, i don't wear sandals all the time so maybe i just don't understand right?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:06:40 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM

Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Imagine if you had a keg full of it, a ton of God's favorite green plant and a bunch of 1st and last pages from "THE BEST SELLING BOOK OF ALL TIME!! ALL TIME!!". Not only would that be one helluva party, but it would practically be a religious experience.

Throw in a bunch of women & all you can drink "Blood of Christ" and I bet he would have never heard his name called so much in a short few hour span than ever before.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:08:11 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 04:03:45 PM

Quote from: Plugabugz on October 30, 2009, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Talcum?

He uses that too, all over his feet. Too much if you'd ask me.. but hey, i don't wear sandals all the time so maybe i just don't understand right?

I don't understand either, thats why i asked

EasyCure · « **Reply #41 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Plugabugz on October 30, 2009, 04:08:11 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Plugabugz on October 30, 2009, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Me and jesus have fun with powder... but we just call it "blow"

Talcum?

He uses that too, all over his feet. Too much if you'd ask me.. but hey, i don't wear sandals all the time so maybe i just don't understand right?

I don't understand either, thats why i asked

All i know is its a Dominican thing.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #42 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:12:31 PM »

Some pills are meant to go up your arse, but not all. Don't try this with your everday Advil, folks.

The intelligent person a few posts up said, "Oh gawd, careful with that stuff mate." Indeed, gotta be very careful during insertion.

EasyCure · « **Reply #43 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:15:50 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 30, 2009, 04:12:31 PM

Some pills are meant to go up your arse, but not all. Don't try this with your everday Advil, folks.

The intelligent person a few posts up said, "Oh gawd, careful with that stuff mate." Indeed, gotta be very careful during insertion.

Word to the wise:

You can't use Buttered Camel Brand^TM butter to lube it up and stick 'er in there either folks.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #44 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:20:10 PM »

Khush, what went wrong here? The topic has been overrun not by blasphemers but . . . idiots.

I'm totally blaming this on the torn MORAL FABRIC of your community.

EasyCure · « **Reply #45 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:24:18 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 30, 2009, 04:20:10 PM

Khush, what went wrong here? The topic has been overrun not by blasphemers but . . . idiots.

I'm totally blaming this on the torn MORAL FABRIC of your community.

If Billy M. were still alive i'm sure he'd have something that could fix that fabric (for sale).

Khushrenada · « **Reply #46 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:01:44 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 30, 2009, 04:20:10 PM

Khush, what went wrong here? The topic has been overrun not by blasphemers but . . . idiots.

I'm totally blaming this on the torn MORAL FABRIC of your community.

I don't know. The dream is over. I wonder if this could be used for a metaphor in real life?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #47 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:25:04 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 30, 2009, 04:20:10 PM

Khush, what went wrong here? The topic has been overrun not by blasphemers but . . . idiots.

I'm totally blaming this on the torn MORAL FABRIC of your community.

My moral fabrics are worn from having to *wait* for so long.

Stratos · « **Reply #48 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:43:16 PM »

Dude, the ads for this thread are completely contradictory. The top one is an offer to learn Hebrew and the right one is a link to a Muslim matrimonial site. Way to be diverse in advertising.

ThePerm · « **Reply #49 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:25:21 PM »

i get booksurge self publishing

Stratos · « **Reply #50 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:58:53 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 30, 2009, 08:25:21 PM

i get booksurge self publishing

Are you going to self publish "The gospel according to Perm"?

EasyCure · « **Reply #51 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:47:22 PM »

So stratos thinks muslims and hebrews can't get along?

Dude, I used to think you were cool...

*shakes head in shame*

Stratos · « **Reply #52 on:** October 31, 2009, 06:00:13 AM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 11:47:22 PM

So stratos thinks muslims and hebrews can't get along?

Dude, I used to think you were cool...

*shakes head in shame*

No, I know of Muslims and Jews that get along nicely. I'm just saying their religious doctrine disagrees with each other so I found it funny that ads pertaining to each of them were on the same page like that.

EasyCure · « **Reply #53 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:16:22 AM »

Quote from: Stratos on October 31, 2009, 06:00:13 AM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 11:47:22 PM
So stratos thinks muslims and hebrews can't get along?

Dude, I used to think you were cool...

*shakes head in shame*

No, I know of Muslims and Jews that get along nicely. I'm just saying their religious doctrine disagrees with each other so I found it funny that ads pertaining to each of them were on the same page like that.

so its humerous to you that internet ad space is the only place that the stereotype can be broken?

ThePerm · « **Reply #54 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:55:38 PM »

the gospel according to perm would be some sort of socialist-anarcho-buddhist dribble

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Author Topic: A blatent topic containing a thread about religious drug use (Read 10398 times)