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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2006, 05:54:34 AM »
Depends. Some ISPs give flat rates for the bandwidth or bandwidth brackets but generally for high traffic sites that'll be more expensive.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2006, 10:01:18 AM »
No co-lo means they're paying for either a T1 connection or higher. T1 connections range from $300-1000 per month, depending what area and company you're talking about. You can buy a fractional T1 or choke your bandwidth (like IGN does) and hope you don't spend much bandwidth at all.

PGC loads pretty damn fast (at least on broadband. Dialupers, the problem is on your end), so it's rather obvious that the bandwidth isn't being choked. If they aren't colocated (which means to pay someone to host your site at another location, paying only the hosting fee and bandwidth fee), then they at least have a T1 connection.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2006, 08:25:51 AM »
Just wanted to point out that True ad #5 has been added to the second post of this thread.  I think I finally have the whole set.  (Anyone wanna trade for some Nintendogs cards?)
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2006, 08:44:06 AM »
Are you mocking me?
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2006, 09:29:53 AM »
You don't have them all. There's a new clutch of them out, it seems, most of them a smidge more tasteful, thankfully.

I remember a radio DJ was talking about how he checked out one of those dating sites and found that, although the ads showed scores of attractive women, the actual women looking for dates on the site looked absolutely nothing like them. Does that surprise anyone?

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2006, 09:34:44 AM »
Almost...

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2006, 09:56:04 AM »
Not sure I follow you, Bob.

I admit that's a drastically more tasteful ad than any of the others, but I highly doubt the woman in the picture is actually subscribed to the service, and if she is, she's a goddamn rarity.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2006, 10:13:45 AM »
SB, I believe he was referring to my remark that I finally collected the whole set.

However, his doesn't count, because it appears to be for a different online dating service.  I STILL WIN!
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« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2006, 10:21:36 AM »
Ah, but you're still not done.

You haven't even scratched the horizontal ads yet.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2006, 10:43:53 AM »
Horizontal ads?  Crap; I haven't seen any of those yet.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2006, 10:56:46 AM »
They seem tamer than the vertical ones.

They're actually square ads which appear at the top of the forum, but now I can't get them to appear, despite having spent the money I donated on bandwidth reloading all those times.

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At least this one isn't dangerously close to showing bush. Plus, it looks like she just got pushed into the sand and is looking for some revenge or something.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2006, 11:11:05 AM »


I found one... Do I get a cookie?
*edit* - found another... two cookies!
*edit again* - they keep coming.
*EDIT AGAIN AGAIN* - crap, everytime I hit the "forums" link, there's a new one...
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2006, 11:14:57 AM »
Now isn't this better than Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2006, 11:32:02 AM »
'eh, so I didn't put much effort into it... but...

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2006, 12:12:07 PM »
The lower left one is so close to showing labia it's ridiculous...

Like the Reggie gag, though.

Some dating site should make a big deal about catering to gamers, male and female alike. Rather than trying to lure people in with pictures of paid, airbrushed models, they'd be better off convincing potential customers that they already share a common interest with the men/women on the site.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2006, 02:30:19 PM »
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The lower left one is so close to showing labia it's ridiculous...

I think you're inventing "almost seen" things.

Seriously, these ads aren't so extreme that they're making PGC unsafe for work. You're just worried that your boss will come around the corner and find you drooling. You just need more mental dicipline. Or maybe more porn. Or less porn. You're not getting exactly the right amount of porn that you need.
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2006, 02:32:50 PM »
It's a delicate balance, but just the right amount of porn can get you a promotion.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2006, 04:38:38 PM »
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I think you're inventing "almost seen" things.


No, I'm quite confident that there would only be another centimeter or so on either side of that bathing suit before that ad went from "T" to "M" (I'll expand that section of the ad if you don't believe me).

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Seriously, these ads aren't so extreme that they're making PGC unsafe for work. You're just worried that your boss will come around the corner and find you drooling. You just need more mental dicipline. Or maybe more porn. Or less porn. You're not getting exactly the right amount of porn that you need.


My "boss" is just about the biggest male chauvinist you could imagine. He'd stop to admire the ad and insist I don't change the page until he had had ample time to look at it.

I own 25% of the company, so I'm not exactly worried about being fired (too many systems rely upon me to function).

I just make it a point to avoid having women who just barely have their pubic areas covered on my screen while others can be walking past me.

Fortunately, these ads don't show up all that often, it seems.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2006, 06:39:05 PM »
Ahahahaha! Oh no! I musn't go anywhere near the beach, near bush everywhere
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2006, 07:43:22 PM »
I don't think people will complain, they know what ads are and that ads are usually stupid or tasteless.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2006, 04:23:38 AM »
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If you cannot grasp the differences between having the ads come up on your screen while at work and staring at women in bathing suits in REAL LIFE, then I'd wager you either don't work or don't spend much time staring at women in real life, or both.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2006, 09:01:33 AM »
Some dating site should make a big deal about catering to gamers, male and female alike. Rather than trying to lure people in with pictures of paid, airbrushed models, they'd be better off convincing potential customers that they already share a common interest with the men/women on the site.

OOO, sounds like an idea for another GIRL GAMER EDITORIAL?
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2006, 09:13:16 AM »
Could be, but encouraging the dating of people who have common interests is just common sense.

The same could work for people who love to ski or like the same types of music, etc.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2006, 02:50:05 PM »
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If you cannot grasp the differences between having the ads come up on your screen while at work and staring at women in bathing suits in REAL LIFE, then I'd wager you either don't work or don't spend much time staring at women in real life, or both.

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lolz.

There is no nudity. At worst these are women in bathing suits. I think you're over-exaggerating the whole thing.  
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2006, 06:29:09 PM »
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