Author Topic: Guys, I need help here (Read 6368 times)

Oblivion · « **on:** February 10, 2014, 02:48:25 AM »

My entire life I thought I was circumcised. Until my mother told me that they never did it due to something or other (I can't remember what she said, something about my dad not wanting it done). However... knowing what an uncircumcised and a circumcised penis is... I'm obviously circumcised. When the **** would this happen? Is my mom just an idiot and doesn't remember?

To be honest, I don't know why I posted this. I needed to get it off my chest, I suppose.

Oblivion · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2014, 03:01:46 AM »

Oh my god this sounded better in my head

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:28:35 AM »

Forget it. Not even gonna bother with trying to reply in any useful manner. Seek help.

UncleBob · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:35:40 AM »

Two questions come to mind:
A) What, exactly, are you asking for help with?
B) How, exactly, do you want *us* to help you with it?

Ceric · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:51:52 AM »

In general a Circumcised Penis has less chance of infection throughout life because it is easier to clean and maintain. Which here in the United States unless told otherwise Doctors tend to air towards circumcision.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2014, 12:01:55 PM »

So, you want to get uncircumcised do ya? Well, first you are going to need a mallet.......

lolmonade · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2014, 12:09:17 PM »

I'm assuming this is some sort of joke, considering we're in the funhouse.

If for any reason this is serious, just schedule an appointment with your doctor and ask him or her to check it out. the benefits or drawback of either are miniscule, I assume, as long as you keep yourself clean in that area.

Oblivion · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2014, 12:47:25 PM »

It's a serious thread but I didn't think something like this could be in the general chat. If you want to make fun of this, go right ahead.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2014, 01:13:44 PM »

I guess you're just looking for tips.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2014, 01:13:55 PM »

Just another concerned forum member.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2014, 01:14:11 PM »

He just wants to have a clear head.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2014, 01:18:40 PM »

Heads up!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2014, 01:19:30 PM »

Oblivion does not want this kept under wraps. He wants this uncovered.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 12:47:25 PM

It's a serious thread but I didn't think something like this could be in the general chat. If you want to make fun of this, go right ahead.

Oh boy. Funhouse is the wrong place to post this. But then, I don't think there is a right place to stick this. That's what she said.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:33:22 PM »

He wants to be the head of the class.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on February 10, 2014, 02:33:22 PM

He wants to be the head of the class.

a cut above the rest?

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:20:17 PM »

Director's cut.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:44:04 PM »

This threads headed for the chopping block.

lolmonade · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2014, 08:06:51 PM »

Oblivion's family and friends are going to be concerned when they see repeated google searches for circumcised & uncircumcised penises in his web browsing history.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2014, 08:18:23 PM »

"Do your parents know your g@y?"

- uhhh, what!?

"It's a yes or no question!!!!"

nickmitch · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:17:16 PM »

Our friend is clearly having a serious issue, and you guys are just dicking around.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:29:26 PM »

Here in the funhouse we try to stay on the cutting edge of these issues.

Oblivion · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:37:06 PM »

Quote from: lolmonade on February 10, 2014, 08:06:51 PM

Oblivion's family and friends are going to be concerned when they see repeated google searches for circumcised & uncircumcised penises in his web browsing history.

Trust me, that ain't the worst in my search history. I've never used Incognito Mode.

UncleBob · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:47:17 PM »

Quote from: UncleBob on February 10, 2014, 09:35:40 AM

Two questions come to mind:
A) What, exactly, are you asking for help with?
B) How, exactly, do you want *us* to help you with it?

Oblivion · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:54:49 PM »

I don't know anymore.

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Author Topic: Guys, I need help here (Read 6368 times)