Author Topic: Mafia: Day Three (Read 19408 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** January 10, 2006, 10:05:23 PM »

Wandering was in a drunken stupor. Despite his best efforts to appear happy, he was actually quite sorrowful. His boss, FREE KEVIN, had been killed the previous night, and it was a tremendous blow. In his sorrow he cried out:

"O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
Art more engag'd! Help, angels! Make assay:
Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart, with strings of steel,
Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe!
All may be well."

He was so loud that he caught the attention of a lone man walking around town.

"You okay, buddy? I heard you quoting from Hamlet."

"Oh, I feel so wretched," wandering responded, "My soul must confess!!"

"Hey, why don't you come with me, and we'll get you some coffee."

With tears streaming in his eyes, wandering pathetically whimpered, "Okay."

During the walk to the stranger's apartment, wandering kept babbling about how he'd joined the PIETRIOTS because of his long-time friendship with FREE KEVIN. When FREE KEVIN garnered the position of Godfather, he extended an invitation to wandering, his most trusted friend.

"But it's hurts to kill people! I hate ending lives!!!! WAHHH!!!"

"See, this is where you and I would have to agree to disagree."

Wandering didn't get the hint, he was far too absorbed in his grief and guilt that the ice pick being plunged into his eye socket went initially unnoticed. When he did realize that something was wrong it was too late. The pick was pulled out and gouged his other eye.

The next morning wandering was found hung upside down by one leg from the courtroom rooftop. His eyes gouged, throat slit, and bowels eviscerated. Sickeningly enough, all the blood had apparently been drained from his corpse prior to it being hung as there was no sign of it anywhere.

As for the last PIETRIOT, he took the night off and watched his DVD collection of Suddenly, Susan.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:17:39 PM »

Oh Snap! just to think wondering was alive and well just a few hours ago, I knew him well, atlass I will not have anyone's leg to hump to get a dry martiny

Toruresu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:53:13 AM »

(Well well, vote off the guy that cannot defend himself! lol I kinda knew this was gonna happen ; ( I'll get you guys next time!)

vudu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:07:55 AM »

Shhh ... dead people can't talk.

With wandering finally out of the picture, vudu was free to follow his dream: quit his mindless job as a lawyer and become the town bartender. He was able to secure rights to wandering's bar for a very reasonable price, as there were rumors of the men's room being haunted by the ghost of its previous owner.

As vudu stood behind the semi-clean counter he pondered where everyone was. Then he realized it was only seven o'clock AM. "Gotta give the little runts at least another hour to wake up". He decided to take advantage of his alone time by pouring himself a Guinness. After taking his first sip, he tipped his glass and spilled a tiny bit on the floor of the bar. "One for me, one for my fallen homies" he muttered.

By homies I don't mean I'm a PIETRIOT. I don't even like Brooke Shields.

EDIT: Wait, so I'm confused ... who killed wandering? The Fanboys? The Serial Killer? The Vigilante? Your narrative makes it seem like one of the latter two, but if that's the case, who did the mafia kill last night?

Also, I'm changing the name of the bar to The wandering_nintendo_fan in honor of its fallen owner. He may have been in the mob, but he wasn't a bad guy.

Plus, he used to pass me secret notes in gym class.

Do you like me?

-Yes
-No
-Maybe

Pale · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:06:53 AM »

Uhmm Pryo, the people sticky is screwed up saying wandering and pyac were part of the fanboys...

PRYO's EDIT:

No, it doesn't! And damn you for noticing my mistakes!

. . .fixed

Pryopizm · « **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:06:58 AM »

Mafia killed no one last night. wandering never told me who to kill. It was the serial killer who struck.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2006, 07:55:03 AM »

Woke up this morning at 11:30, I've had such a hang over from Judge Aurion's party. "Man I never knew a man who can pick a cherry with his ass cheeks, and drink at the same time" I proceeded to the fridge, inside was a note: it said " I was here at 4:30am, I drunk all the milk and ate all the spare boloanga you had, You see those cartons of cigrattes?
don't touch them! I don't smoke, I just wanted something pretty to look at next time I'm in the fridge, well that and a bargaining chip incase... next time a guy "swings" that way when I go visiting, you get the idea"

I'd figured I should start putting locks on the door, but I just remembered Wandering[\B] once told me he had a friend that was getting out of the "joint" this week,
unfortunately I doubt they'll be seeing each other anytime soon. Such is the life in this town gone mad, or temeporally insane, since it seems you can get away
with alot if you go that route.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2006, 08:26:32 AM »

Aurion wakes up late in the afternoon, still groggy from the party the night before. He sat up in bed, staring at his hands. "So I'm still alive, am I?" He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly..."Another day to drink it is!," he shouted, as he threw on some clothes and ran out the door. Halfway to the bar he realized something...

He forgot pants again...and it felt like something was stuck in his buttcheeks...

Pale · « **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2006, 08:59:57 AM »

So I've been thinking....

Why is one group called the fanboys and the other the pietriots? Why did FREE KEVIN lead the pietriots? Were these roles truly picked at random? I would like to think so, for if they weren't, the leader of the fanboys may become obvious....

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2006, 09:13:33 AM »

Stan says:
totally picked at random, Bill, I have no idea who any of you are

Sorry, but the obvious isn't going to necessarily work here...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2006, 09:26:20 AM »

Ahhh, Judge Aurion..... Good to see you didn't have to murder yourself today, its gotta be tough to be a citizen who was almost killed and the executioner that does the killing

good thing you got the night off last night ^_^

Pryopizm · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2006, 09:42:03 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Ahhh, Judge Aurion..... Good to see you didn't have to murder yourself today, its gotta be tough to be a citizen who was almost killed and the executioner that does the killing

good thing you got the night off last night ^_^

Accusations!

By the way, this who I'm basing Judge Aurion's character on:

And his voice.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2006, 09:47:40 AM »

He's accusing him of being a townie, yes

"Judge" Aurion is the executioner as well. If bill were voted off last night, he would have had to kill himself.

I accuse PRYOPIZM of accusing others of accusing.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2006, 09:50:29 AM »

Eeep, I read it in wrong context. I vote PRYOPIZM, too!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #14 on:** January 11, 2006, 10:34:55 AM »

Stab has just been released from jail after a misunderstanding with the police led to him being locked up for a night. Due to having a creeepy (extra empasis on the 'e') cellmate, Stab was forced to stay awake all night to avoid prisonrape. So far all's gone well, the only thing is, they confiscated Strab's shotgun.

Too tired to walk home (and seeing the sidewalk here was more comfortable as any other sidewalk he's find), Stab collapsed in front of the bar and went to sleep.

I would like to apologize to those of you I voted against last night. I was #2 in votes and my self-preservation instinks kicked in.

nickmitch · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2006, 10:59:49 AM »

Hmmm. . .the latest victim was stabbed. Who do we know stabs a lot?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2006, 11:17:19 AM »

Ahahaha, Principal Blackman has best voice!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2006, 12:18:30 PM »

So far Stab hasn't actually Stabbed anyone. Note that he's a psycho with a shotgun, not a knife/pitchfork/other stabbing implement. I'm kinda regretting the psycho with a shotgun thing, though. Now I look like I'm the seriall killer.

nickmitch · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2006, 12:20:56 PM »

I was only kidding!

Or was I?

Mario · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:39:43 PM »

Vote ICECOLD

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #20 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:53:46 PM »

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:13:08 PM »

I've went to the local arcade, I was bored and decided to test my skills with someone at a
game of street fighter II, I noticed that Knowsnothing was there too, quickly moving
through the crowd of people. *I've ponder why he was in such a hurry* Anyway, I finally get
to the game of choice, it was "out of order" the sign readt, appearently it seemed someone mistaken
this machine for a sex box, I noticed the trails of "seamen" all over. I left on to my merry way as the lastthing
Iwanted to touch was a fish with a bad mouth and a sex organ to choke a blue whale. I told myself "Screw this, I'm going
home" But not before seeing sir Staby using his ass as a means to direct traffic, unfortunately for him, this also means playing
chicken at the sametime

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:15:34 PM »

Votes KNOWSNOTHING Undertheground of subspicion at the local arcade and for possibly
molestation charges from the arcade machine

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #23 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:23:12 PM »

I smell bandwagoning! Vote for KnowsNothing

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:25:59 PM »

Of course

it's the PGC way!!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #25 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:28:13 PM »

ICECOLD

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #26 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:35:01 PM »

I vote OMG MACK TRUCK LOOK OUT!!!

Stab is hit by a mack truck rented for the transit of musical equpment. Please call 911.

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #27 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:38:19 PM »

KnowsNothing

Knows something

lol get it

breakyboy · « **Reply #28 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:42:26 PM »

CHOO CHOO! EVERYONE ON THE KnowsNothing MASSACRE BANDWAGON!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #29 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:43:21 PM »

I say I want to be the vice-founder of a new bandwagon! VOTE ICECOLD!!!

Mario · « **Reply #30 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:55:38 PM »

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #31 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:57:32 PM »

Ah, the hamburger. The delicasy named not after Ham as sometimes believed, but named after Hamburg, Germany. I see no connection to the topic, though.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:08:16 PM »

The City of Louieville is in chaos. Something has to be done.

nickmitch · « **Reply #33 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:17:34 PM »

"To the batcave!!!"

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #34 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:24:11 PM »

Some hints lead me to believe KNOWSNOTHING to be part of a worst-case scenario, and it must be confirmed true or false, tonight, period...

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #35 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:25:46 PM »

Looks like no bandwagon for me...

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:27:23 PM »

I think it will Bill

Swiftjustice will be needed once more!

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:45:56 PM »

Voting for ICECOLD

GONNA GET RAPED.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:01:49 PM »

looks at clock, KN has lil over an hour to live. I wonder what he wants to eat before being knocked off'd by Judge Aurion?

Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:11:02 PM »

Nevermind: I'm a crazy moron. Not as crazy as that other guy though.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:43:21 PM »

I too VOTE for ICE in my drink, I like my drinks COLD

see what happens when the bartender gets murdered, now no one knows how to make a decent drink.

Everybody VOTE for ICECOLD drinks

Pale · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:52:32 PM »

ICECOLD!!

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:55:39 PM »

Ponders this recent turn of events, Why all of a sudden people are voting for Icecold?
What became of KN? Is he offereing an incentive to keep the heat off him? I find it strange as
I continue to ponder the nature of his motives. I suppose all will be clear soon enough...

IceCold · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:59:09 PM »

Nooo... I need to save my soul - KNOWSNOTHING

EDIT: Look at the time

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:04:08 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Anonymous

Q. How Cold does one need to be to be a Killer?

A. Cold, IceCold

I think that said it all for me. That came in an anoynous e-mail while I was @ work.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #45 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:04:24 PM »

Alright, locked while I tally.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #46 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:12:04 PM »

KnowsNothing waited anxiously for the Judge to appear. "Swift Justice" apparently didn't bother listening to more than one side of the story and he knew he was doomed. His only hope would be that the Judge had called in sick that day.

"All rise! The Honourable Judge Bill Aurion is presiding," announced the bailiff.

With an aire of pompacity and a fanfare of trumpets, Judge Aurion entered the room. He was looking particularly regal this evening as his head was adorned with a crown and his body covered with a bright red velvet robe with white rabbit fur trimming. Before he sat, he removed the robe exposing a gun vest with "Swift Justice" safely nestled at his side.

"I'm on the scene, like a sex machine. Now sit, and behold my wisdom."

"All sit!"

Everyone obediently sat down.

"KnowsNothing. . .heh heh how delightfully absurd. Why, that name could apply to all of you." the Judge took a moment to giggle at his funny. "You know why you're here today, Mr. Nothing?"

KnowsNothing chuckled faintly, "Heh, no your honor. I know nothing."

The judge burst into a hearty, slow laugh. "You're a funny man, Mr. Nothing. Quite the character. I'm not sure if it's my hangover speaking, but I almost feel sorry for you."

"Uh, thanks?"

"It's my pleasure, now if you would excuse me for a moment." the Judge went to retrieve the magnum from his vest when suddenly a shot rang out and a bits of wall chunks sprayed behind him.

"You'll never take me alive! Not me or any of the Fanboys!" KnowsNothing yelled while brandishing his pistol at the judge.

"What exactly do you mean by that Mr. Nothing? That I will not be alive while taking you into custody or that you will be dead once we get our chance to take you?" Aurion inquired.

"Well, uh, to be honest, I really didn't put much thought into it."

"Don't you look foolish, then? Obviously, one cannot make such a bold statement without understanding neither the meaning nor the consequences. Aside from being part of the Fanboy Mafia, I also find you guilty for being a complete verbal failure."

With that Aurion fired another round of "Swift Justice" and quickly disposed of the town menace.

"Wait a just one blasted minute," Aurion pondered, "Wasn't he the nurse?"

"Yes he was your honor," replied Uncle Bob

"Ha, that's funny! A male nurse. Who ever heard of such a thing? Alright, I've spent enough money this week. TV Man will be paying for our drinks this evening. I'm ordering a bottle of Grand Marnier!"

With that everyone cheered and proceeded to race toward liver failure.

Incidentally, the vote was 6-6. The town whore broke the tie.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:24:58 PM »

Here Here! Bottoms up, things should be looking abit safer with one of the fanboys gone. "I noticed that KN always had a stiffy everytime I visited the doc"
Now I will no longer dread visiting the office, now that it's devoid of life. "Toasts Judge Aurion" Dude you gotta tell me where you shop for guns, and refer me to your tailor.
With that I went to hangout drink and do some public urination in the lobby, Life is good

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #48 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:34:26 PM »

"Smells like...death..."

Aurion chuckles to himself as he disappears into the night...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #49 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:38:37 PM »

Justice? Just us my friend...

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #50 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:42:12 PM »

Third time's the charm, apparently

vudu · « **Reply #51 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:42:48 PM »

Yea to another dead gang member. Drinks are on the house!

nickmitch · « **Reply #52 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:44:47 PM »

TVman runs home immediately after the trial. He locks himself in his vault full of valueable moon saphires. He grins at his success at avoiding paying the tab.

When TVman gets word of drinks being on the house, he decides to return to the party.

UncleBob · « **Reply #53 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:55:05 PM »

One of these days, I'll get home from work early enough to vote... Perhaps I could vote early in the morning, but I fear being the first to vote... I like to live.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:01:47 PM »

lol, don't worry you'll have 12hrs

vudu · « **Reply #55 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:16:22 PM »

Perhaps we should all just kill UncleBob tomorrow night so he doesn't have to worry about not being able to vote.

Or, perhaps his not being able to vote is a lie, and he's really the last surviving member of The Pietriots.

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:21:29 PM »

What would that make you vudu..?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:41:00 PM »

accusation?

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:48:27 PM »

Ah! But Blacknmild I also think your in on it too, so don't think you've escaped my logic for 1minute

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #59 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:59:13 PM »

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #60 on:** January 11, 2006, 07:01:54 PM »

Indeed, heh

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Author Topic: Mafia: Day Three (Read 19408 times)