Topic: I bought a panda...

[Karl Castaneda #2]

It eats a lot of bamboo, which is cool, I guess. I'm a little weirded out by how much manga it reads, though.

[S-U-P-E-R]

FIRST POST

[Sir_Stabbalot]

OBJECTION!!!

Scratches chin.

Pandas are from China, and Manga is from Japan.

And the Chinese hate the Japanese since WWII.

Plus most pandas are illiterate.

Points accusingly at Viewtiful.

You sir, have purchased a Japanese spy dressed up as a panda to spy on the Chinese, but was accidently sold! I smell a conspiracy...

God, I wish they has a copy of Phoenix Wright around here...

[Bill Aurion]

Pandas need like 30 pounds of bamboo a day to even survive!  Hope you have a forest of it in your backyard! =D

[ThePerm]

in a fight between the world wildlife fund panda(left), and the panda express panda

who wouold win?

[ShyGuy]

I think the world wildlife fund panda is a peace loving hippie, so the panda  express  panda should take it down easy since it's hopped up on MSG

On the other hand the World Wildlife Fund panda was tough enough to make  the  wwf change its  name to the wwe,  so maybe it has more skillz than I think....

[Karl Castaneda #2]

I asked the panda why he read Japanese comics when he was clearly Chinese. He responded with,

"d00d, nAr00toe roxxors!"

I think I accidentally bought a l337, talking panda.

[nickmitch]

Express panda has eyes, unlike wildlife panda, but I hate pandas and all bears, so I hope they both die.
However, I feel no resentment to Karl for owning one.

[Bloodworth]

Fail for inferring that pandas are bears.  
Next you'll be calling a tanuki a raccoon.

[Bloodworth]

LOL I just looked it up, and despite everything I was taught growing up, recently genetic testing has confirmed that pandas actually are a type of bear.  Gotta love scientific "facts" when they change every five to ten years.

[Bloodworth]

"The only considered medical use was probably of panda urine, to melt needles accidentally swallowed in the throat."

[nickmitch]

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Originally posted by: Bloodworth
Fail for inferring that pandas are bears.  
Next you'll be calling a tanuki a raccoon.

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LOL I just looked it up, and despite everything I was taught growing up, recently genetic testing has confirmed that pandas actually are a type of bear. Gotta love scientific "facts" when they change every five to ten years.

I demand an apology.

[ShyGuy]

What about the firefox? is it a panda? a bear? a raccoon? or a fox??   Somebody  screwed up on their species   classsification..

[S-U-P-E-R]

Is this your panda?

[Karl Castaneda #2]

Actually, no. Here's a link to my panda:

http://wow.ingame.de/funart/art/color/omega_color_panda.jpg

[MysticGohan24]

heh, kinda like the WCIII Panda Wasn't it thought at one time that the Panda was more closely related to a racoon? than a bear? or was that completely changed again, as bloodworth stated?

[nickmitch]

Looky
Loo

Just as Bloodworth said, but now you can see it for yourself.

[ThePerm]

it was originally thought that pandas were bears, but upon closer inspection their skelletons revealed they were related to racoons. Then came genetic testing which determined they were bears.

tanooki are a canine species that looks like a racoon

and i want that cute ass panda dog!

[couchmonkey]

This thread is so funny I spit in my own face with laughter.
So Japanese zoos are exploiting Red Pandas for commercial gain?  Funny how all it takes to impress people is an animal walking on two feet.  *gets distracted by dog standing on hind legs*