Author Topic: Chasing squirrels (Read 3180 times)

bustin98 · « **on:** September 14, 2009, 11:12:48 PM »

Those squirrels have spent the whole day shoving nuts in their mouths. I finally just had to take a stick and beat them. I beat them hard. My God, I was sweating when I was done. Damn squirrels. I can finally concentrate on what I need to do though. Sometimes beating a squirrel is what it takes. And I got it to spit the nuts out

Anyone else have a day like that?

Quote from: Mop_it_up on September 12, 2009, 02:43:19 PM

I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...

nickmitch · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:24:55 PM »

Kinda, but I use baby seals.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:29:59 PM »

Foraging so early? Early winter in Ohio this year.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:34:18 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on September 14, 2009, 11:24:55 PM

Kinda, but I use baby seals.

To beat the squirrels? I hope you clubbed them first.

bustin98 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:15:59 AM »

baby seals are so bloody.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:33:41 AM »

Atleast their cute.

Adult Seal is not

Mop it up · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:53:15 AM »

Now you're mocking me too? What did I do to you people to cause you to hate me so much?

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:54:50 AM »

Yeah, but adult Seal gets to bang Heidi Klum.

bustin98 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:14:11 AM »

Oh, I was just doin this in jest.

I thought it was a funny statement to make about the funhouse. And I wanted to make a post about *chasing squirrels for a while, it just kinda fit. Its nothing personal.

Mop it up · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:38:11 AM »

Yeah, it was supposed to be a facetious comment actually, because cleaning up this dump would be impossible.
I don't know, I've just been getting a bad vibe from this forum lately. Maybe it's just me...

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:57:29 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on September 15, 2009, 12:54:50 AM

Yeah, but adult Seal gets to bang Heidi Klum.

Brandogg won, thread over

nickmitch · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:19:41 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on September 15, 2009, 12:54:50 AM

Yeah, but adult Seal gets to bang Heidi Klum.

That's why you get 'em while they're young.

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 11:34:18 PM

Quote from: nickmitch on September 14, 2009, 11:24:55 PM
Kinda, but I use baby seals.

To beat the squirrels? I hope you clubbed them first.

Clubbed, frozen in carbonite and then hand carved in to power clubs.

EasyCure · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:06:16 AM »

Bustin is gonna go SO blind...

bustin98 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:46:47 AM »

You and me both.

EasyCure · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:36:57 AM »

I wouldn't be anywhere within your range to shoot my eye out with your man-gunk.

bustin98 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:12:52 PM »

I don't know what you're talking about. You're gross.

EasyCure · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:36:07 PM »

That left over placenta you kept from each child in a jar in the closet as part of their scrap-boook is gross.

FACE!

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:36:50 PM »

"We take bomb, then blow up Moose & Squirrel!"

bustin98 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:41:46 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on September 15, 2009, 12:36:07 PM

That left over placenta you kept from each child in a jar in the closet as part of their scrap-boook is gross.

FACE!

Dude we fried that up for breakfast long ago. But if you want some of the next one I'll keep you in mind.

EasyCure · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:36:35 PM »

Nah... i'm good...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:41:52 PM »

I've heard squirrels used as slang for a race of people. You sir, are a racist.

bustin98 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:26:15 PM »

Actually, yes I am. Squirrels are really shyguys. Why don't you come over for a BBQ some time?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on September 15, 2009, 01:38:11 AM

Yeah, it was supposed to be a facetious comment actually, because cleaning up this dump would be impossible.
I don't know, I've just been getting a bad vibe from this forum lately. Maybe it's just me...

I am really sorry for them. You can find a tennis racket and a lighter on the third shelf for punishment duties.

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Author Topic: Chasing squirrels (Read 3180 times)