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Originally posted by: UERD
Because then people would say 'it's a cheap gimmick to compensate for the otherwise-glaring inadequacies of the Wii hardware.' Gee, Kairon. Don't you know anything?
/condescending
[puffed up art-critic poser]Uh-huh.. lemme ask you, what do you see here?
Great Grecian architecture right? Timeless right? A wonderful work of art that should be preserved through the ages and studied by art history students again and again and again!
Those are ionic capitals of course. Let's get a close-up of what a typical ionic capital looks like.
Neat huh? Sorta crazy huh? Why do they twirl like that?
BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP GIMMICKS COMPENSATING FOR THE INADEQUACIES OF ANCIENT GREEK ARCHITECTURAL TECHNOLOGY! THAT'S WHY!!!
The Greeks couldn't solve one FUGLY problem: columns were CIRCLES and roofs were generally RECTANGULAR. You stick a circle on the corner of a rectangle and what do you get? WASTED SPACE. The edges don't match up! It doesn't fit! IT'S FUGLY.
Oh wait, but let's return to the first picture I posted, and take a closer look at the corner.
Check out what that Capital is doing. It's just a big 'ol waste of space that PRETTIFIES the melding of the two shapes. Or, as wikipedia likes to state it:
the capital projects on each side as it rises, in order to support the abacus and unite the form of the latter (normally square) with the circular shaft of the column.All these fancy ionian and corinthian and doric capitals of antiquity that are so respected are really just extra moulding to HIDE and SMOOTH the aesthetic transition between column and whatever's on top. But that's what makes them so great, they're SOLUTIONS to limitations and problems. Just what I'm asking for from Metroid Prime 3, simple structural elements to aesthetically smooth transitions. All I'm asking for is some friggin' old-as-hell Ionian frickin' capitals on my friggin Bryyonian, Elysian, Norian, and etc. freakin' columns!
[/puffed up art-critic poser]P.S. All images were found on wikipedia.
P.S.S. I learned this by reading Ayn Rand's the Fountainhead!