I had a pretty intense dream last night. I woke up in a good mood too.
I was back in school and was there with some guy I used to work with. We had 2 of the same classes together and for some reason we were always tardy (maybe we were getting high or too busy chasing girls to get to class on time, who knows). During our second class of the day (I think there were only 2) he showed up late to class and our teacher scolded him and then class went on. She was tall with short red hair and had an ugly mug... she was real intimidating and everyone was afraid of her.
On the second day of class, he showed up late again, but I showed up even later (
B.P.T.). By the time I showed up, she had him in the corner was was chewing his ass out!! And really just hunched over him lecturing his damn ear off. I couldn't really see him, but I assume he was sorta in the fetal position as she towered over him barking all that "Blah blah blah" into his ear.
I went to go sit down and that's she decided to switch her focus onto me. She went on and on about punctuality and what not and whatever, but I wasn't really paying attention. Then I hear her mention something about needing to give us treats for being good boys and patting us on the heads and training us like dogs. That's when I started listening and all of a sudden I was pissed off. I asked her "Are you talking about me!? Are you calling me a dog!? You're saying you're gonna treat me like a dog!?"
To which she replied "I sure am" with some super smug look on her face.
I said "you're calling this man right here" as I slapped myself on the chest "a fucking dog!?"
All she gave me was a look as if to say 'if the shoe fits' or 'I call em like I see em' or some bullshit like that.
I take a few steps closer to her, because I was already standing and slowly moving closer to her.
As I get right up in her face, I say, "then that must make you the
BITCH"
The entire class gasped simultaneously and all you hear is the sound of desk and chairs sliding back away from us as quickly as possible. That's when I started to go off on her. Something about how she was a horrible teacher to begin with and if she cared about education she wouldn't be spending so much time talking to the kids who were late about being late at the expense of the education of the kids that showed up on time. How if she gave a damn about the kids in the first place you would reserve you "tardy" lectures till the end of class as you should have already started on your lesson plan for the day and the tardy kid would just have missed out on something that could be important. I basically gave her an earful on how she should be doing her job (educating the kids that came to learn instead of focusing half of her class time to one student who was late) without giving her any good ways to punish me for being late for class.
Somewhere near what I assume was the end of my lecture to her I woke up (7am?) and have been in a relatively good mood all day. I guess I felt like telling someone off and got it out of my system in a dream instead of having to do it to someone in real life (if you don't count that little outburst towards Ian yesterday).
I'm actually surprised I remember the whole dream so many hours after it happened. I usually forget most dreams within an hour of being awake if I remember them at all.