I think what he meant by the whole makeup thing is that she is like a ten year old or something, she is a little girl, not an adult. In conclusion, what he was saying in the case of her makeup is that... SHE HAS WAY TOO MUCH OF IT ON HER FACE. Correct? Also, I hate that pearl necklace thing she wears, those things are massive.
Back to the main topic, I forgot to make a guess in my last post, so here goes!!
Zelda will be a midget in a half monkey, half waffle suit, and she will be called "RENALDO!!" Including the caps and exclamation points. Pretty good guess if I do say so myself. Evidence showing that that isn't quite as far fetched as it sounds... Tingle, a 35 year old midget wearing a fairy outfit.