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TalkBack / Re: Cruis'n Blast (Switch) Review
« on: September 20, 2021, 12:25:27 AM »
Do you want to race straight through a destructive tornado? How about underneath the legs of two giant yetis fighting for dominance? Perhaps a herd of dinosaurs roaming through the streets of LA is more up your alley. If you’re looking to make things even wilder, you can play as an attack helicopter driving around on its landing gear, a full-length fire engine, and even an alien UFO.

Beetle Adventure Racing developers, hope you're paying attention!

Change ur avatars and catch up with the latest in the villain's saga:

Nintendo Gaming / Re: Amazing Deals!
« on: June 26, 2021, 03:24:53 PM »
PGA Tour 2k21 has been celebrating the release of Mario Golf with a Switch sale: $19.79 until tomorrow.

Nintendo Gaming / Re: Mario Golf: Super Rush
« on: June 22, 2021, 02:15:06 PM »
This is going to be goty yeah?

We're in Switch's 2002. We got Mario Golf, Metroid, Zelda, Wario, Mario Party, THPS1+2, and AW1+2. GOTY is up for grabs.

Nintendo Gaming / Re: Mario Golf: Super Rush
« on: June 22, 2021, 12:17:21 AM »
It's almost here! God bless Camelot for keeping it real with nothing but Mario Golf for the past 22 years.


'Smart' male chastity device vulnerable to locking by hackers

A security flaw in an internet-connected male chastity device could allow hackers to remotely lock it -- leaving users trapped, researchers have warned.

The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui, is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.

General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« on: October 02, 2020, 11:45:23 PM »

On Thursday evening, NASA is sending a new, $23 million toilet to the International Space Station.

It's meant as a test: Astronauts on the ISS will test the toilet out before NASA installs an upgraded version on its Orion spaceship, which is slated to fly a crew to the moon as early as 2023.

But Jason Hutt, the Orion spaceship's engineering lead, said there's still one kink with the UWMS: It's too stinky.

Because Orion is only the length of a small powerboat and must house four waste-expelling adults...


The tests require human noses, so NASA has "certified sniffers" at its White Sands Test Facility in New Mexico. True to their title, these employees are paid to smell the toilets after they've been used to evaluate whether odor-control measures are working.

This is what scientists are doing instead of solving Covid or inventing hoverboards smh

General Chat / Re: Epic vs. Apple and Google. Title fight!!!!!
« on: August 21, 2020, 06:19:03 PM »
Aw. The people I've killed who were playing on mobile looked absolutely ridiculous. I hope they bring it back soon so I can completely destroy them.

General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« on: August 21, 2020, 06:11:14 PM »
When you flick the switch on the door to occupied to automatically frosts the glass so no one can see in or out. (Or at least that's what the person inside thinks.... :evil; )

What happens if there's a power outage?

General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« on: August 18, 2020, 06:37:03 PM »
Is this the ultimate Japanese innovation? Could the world get any worse?

"Loo with a view: transparent public toilets installed in Tokyo parks"

Yes, you read that right.

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / Re: NWR Beautification Committee
« on: August 08, 2020, 06:47:34 PM »
Mouseclicker, Wandering, S-U-P-E-R, Phil, Plugabugz, Dasmos and KDR_11K  Knowsnothing, Miyamoto, Mario, Degullo, Chozo Ghost, Infernal Monkey, Nile Boogie Returns


Announcements / Re: Topic of the Day
« on: July 22, 2020, 02:37:03 PM »

General Gaming / Re: zelda timeline~ever notice
« on: July 05, 2020, 03:14:20 AM »
does the Mushroom Kingdom have a Department of Transportation?

the reason I ask is because it doesn't seem like Jolly Roger Bay ever needed a ship in the first place.

point A: a ledge next to a wall

point B: a cave where stalagmites fall over for no reason

then they built a bridge out of blocks to the ship which temporarily activates after you step on a switch; why not just finish the nearly completed bridge with non-magical material? and then they built a canon to launch to the ship (in case you're in a REALLY big hurry?) so you don't even need the bridge, just really good aim. I bet they sunk that ship out of sheer incompetence.

Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5. 

Wait you have a problem with the show or the people posting the images?

Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.

Nintendo Gaming / Re: Amazing Deals!
« on: June 13, 2020, 05:08:16 PM »
Beyond Good & Evil and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time are $3.39 (each) on GOG if you're into that sort of thing. Hit it like it's 2003.

I have a question!

6. Why would you want to be a guy/girl?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I don't fully understand the question?

I wait for the day Musk liberates us with his Catgirl utopia on Mars.

One of the best sentences of all time.

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / Re: Give 'em the pickle
« on: June 05, 2020, 02:46:11 PM »

Hey all, thanks for joining a worthy and universal cause.

This is a topic for learning about the straight community and hear about our foibles as we live together on this big blue marble. Please no straight edge jokes; if you want a joke, look at your driver's license.

Now you may be asking yourselves what all these letters mean, so here you go:

s- the 19th letter of the alphabet
t- the 20th letter of the alphabet
r- the 18th letter of the alphabet
a- the 1st letter of the alphabet
i- the 9th letter of the alphabet
g- the 7th letter of the alphabet
h- the 8th letter of the alphabet
t- the 20th letter of the alphabet

A few other terms....

Hetero- it means the same thing but it's in Latin.
Binary- like some kind of old computer code or something.

Feel free to voice your support for our life-giving, family-raising, God-given identity or just say hi.

General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread
« on: May 29, 2020, 03:40:31 PM »
Is this real life? Monkeys run away with coronavirus test samples after attacking lab technician in India:

It's trending on Twitter (don't know if it's true yet) but I can't think of a better way to end the jongwalker saga:

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / Re: great idea thread
« on: April 23, 2020, 03:12:38 AM »
flippin' switches.

So this should be a netflix show.

BNM: What've we got here?
gamer with custom Nintendo Switch mods: I've done a few modifications right here in my shop. I've replaced the touch screen with LED lights and re-painted all the buttons with different letters.
BNM: Pretty rad!
[on-screen text]: Resell value: $599 USD

General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread
« on: April 22, 2020, 02:37:13 PM »
Also playing Fortnight or any other hobbies is good so you can take care of your mental health if that does it for you.  Really any distraction or creative thing you are doing at leasts gives you something you are doing which is not directly tied to COVID-19.   

It's making me mad a lot too though, because these rando squadmates are dumb as heck, or have no mics, or are children. So what do I do

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